So, I get really drunk at my chick's Halloween Party

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Nov 3, 2005.

  1. AlotaButt

    AlotaButt New Member

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    Don’t worry Dixie they’re just yankin you a little. Checkin out the package
    pullin some, makin sure it’s not a figment of their famished imaginations.
    When they’re ready they’ll make with the fish lips and buggin eyes.

    Remember it’s tug, then suck,
    tug then suck.

    I hear a song coming on, a beautiful chorus of gurgling, off in the distance
    just there.....
     
  2. DixieFlamethrower

    DixieFlamethrower New Member

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    Yah....it's tough when there's nothing to work with
     
  3. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    That's a gross story. Alcohol is bad.
     
  4. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    I take it that is having no brain cells to work with?
     
  5. DixieFlamethrower

    DixieFlamethrower New Member

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    yeah...um..Where can I get a copy of your book "101 Conditioned Responses for Insecure Forum Whores"???

    I really want to fit in......
     
  6. Ministersf

    Ministersf New Member

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    You can have my copy. I left it on your mother's nightstand.
     
  7. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    I swore off the stuff after that episode. Well, at least until that night... and each night since... :shock:

    ;)
     
  8. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    If you'd actually read it yourself, Minister, you'd know she's already found it..

    ...and FINISHED it! That's response no. 101...the ~clevererest response~ in the book! Watch it....she's gooooood.:|
     
  9. DixieFlamethrower

    DixieFlamethrower New Member

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    Nursey??...LMAO
    You genius, you!! Surely you can do better than that. Get your 9th grade dictionary out and study, study, study.
     
  10. DixieFlamethrower

    DixieFlamethrower New Member

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    How clever!! ....Pffffft
     
  11. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    ...and there is the proof, she's the ~sharpestest tool~ in the box! :eek:
     
  12. DixieFlamethrower

    DixieFlamethrower New Member

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    I guess I was wrong
     
  13. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    And i guess i was just being an annoying cunt. Now what were you saying about Reizvolles that i haven't already covered?
     
  14. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    P.S. I'm the author of '101 conditioned responses', and i was wondering if you would mind my including your '9th grade dictionary' comment in the sequel, '101 tired cliches for the newbie forum bore'?
     
  15. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    whooo man you just aint the smartest penut in the turd are you?
     
  16. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    ...nor the savviest wart on the cock.
     
  17. Ministersf

    Ministersf New Member

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    Why thank you! My wit is enviable. But I admire your leathery skin!
     
  18. Ministersf

    Ministersf New Member

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    Which is spectacular, I think, considering how many tools have no doubt been in the box.
     
  19. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Wow. I keep hearing that Billy Ray Cyrus song, "Could Have Been Me"
     
  20. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Which is spectacular, I think, considering how many tools have no doubt been in the box.[/quote]

    Probably not that many by your standards.
     

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