So, I get really drunk at my chick's Halloween Party

Don’t worry Dixie they’re just yankin you a little. Checkin out the package
pullin some, makin sure it’s not a figment of their famished imaginations.
When they’re ready they’ll make with the fish lips and buggin eyes.

Remember it’s tug, then suck,
tug then suck.

I hear a song coming on, a beautiful chorus of gurgling, off in the distance
just there.....

 

Yah....it's tough when there's nothing to work with

 

That's a gross story. Alcohol is bad.

 

I take it that is having no brain cells to work with?

 

yeah...um..Where can I get a copy of your book "101 Conditioned Responses for Insecure Forum Whores"???

I really want to fit in......

 

You can have my copy. I left it on your mother's nightstand.

 

I swore off the stuff after that episode. Well, at least until that night... and each night since... :shock:

 

If you'd actually read it yourself, Minister, you'd know she's already found it..

...and FINISHED it! That's response no. 101...the ~clevererest response~ in the book! Watch it....she's gooooood.:|

 

Nursey??...LMAO
You genius, you!! Surely you can do better than that. Get your 9th grade dictionary out and study, study, study.

 

How clever!! ....Pffffft

 

...and there is the proof, she's the ~sharpestest tool~ in the box!

 

I guess I was wrong

 

And i guess i was just being an annoying cunt. Now what were you saying about Reizvolles that i haven't already covered?

 

P.S. I'm the author of '101 conditioned responses', and i was wondering if you would mind my including your '9th grade dictionary' comment in the sequel, '101 tired cliches for the newbie forum bore'?

 

whooo man you just aint the smartest penut in the turd are you?

 

...nor the savviest wart on the cock.

 

Why thank you! My wit is enviable. But I admire your leathery skin!

 

Which is spectacular, I think, considering how many tools have no doubt been in the box.

 

Wow. I keep hearing that Billy Ray Cyrus song, "Could Have Been Me"

 

Which is spectacular, I think, considering how many tools have no doubt been in the box.[/quote]

Probably not that many by your standards.