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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Ferine, Nov 3, 2005.

  1. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Big news in Fredneck. Someone stole $75,000 worth of bull semen. Anyone up for a protein shake?
     
  2. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    *burp.. Ugh. Man, I am so bloated I can barely move.

    Boy, this stuff is delicious. *burrrp.
     
  3. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Man you never share...
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    hey I thought that was handsoap
     
  5. Ministersf

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    Just out of curiosity... what quantity of bull semen is worth $75,000?
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I read an article in Maxim magazne, and it was like "price per gallon" or assorted items, a gallon of cola was $3.40, gas was $2.76, single malt scotch was $140, and bull seamen was riduclus at $285,000, I think its the quality not quanity or something
     
  7. Ministersf

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    Man, with prices like that, it's hard to imagine why more people aren't jerking off cows. I must have had GrimJesus figured all wrong... maybe he's on to something...
     
  8. Ferine

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    They didn't give an exact amount that was stolen - only that it was from 50 to 60 sires and that it had taken the guy 6 years to collect the cocktails.

    I'm in the wrong business.
     
  9. Ministersf

    Ministersf New Member

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    If you need training, I'd like to offer my services as a masturbation coach.
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    if you are in good with some cattle ranchers, I bet you can get a good chunk of change off of that... All bullshit aside, someone rasing studding bulls or something, would buy that for like $10,000 no questions asked
     
  11. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Put me in coach!!!!!
     
  12. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Masturbation is an art. I don't need a coach, I need a connoisseur of manual stimulation.
     
  13. dingleberry

    dingleberry New Member

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    cows dont have penises, its the whole idea behind the bull semen
     

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