Everyone....

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Ulfur Engil, Oct 30, 2005.

  1. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    ....May still die.


    What did I miss?
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    i agree,, especially the bead wenches at lamp work ect
     
  3. KaptainSkitzo

    KaptainSkitzo New Member

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    Not much. :shock:
     
  4. AlotaButt

    AlotaButt New Member

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    No, no Ulfur, not "May", it's "will". Unless like most youngins on the net you
    are a, Anamorphic dragon, with hair on your cock and vampire powers, who
    gained them in over 3000 hours of AD&D while slurping a swimming pool of
    mountain-dew.

    The correct ending to your sentence should be "....Will still die."

    Oh and I've been complaining about old people who can't lift up their feet.
     
  5. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Wow he is entertaining.
     
  6. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    .... like a fresh scab
     
  7. AlotaButt

    AlotaButt New Member

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    Sizzlin Smiles, I haven’t been so kindly complimented by being compared to
    a reader’s favorite food in a long time. You should eat more of them though;
    you might pick up some of their superior wit.

    Now if you had said “ …. like a dead squirrel’s nuts.” it would presented an
    interesting duality everyone would have been asking “was it the squirrel’s
    nuts, or the squirrel’s nuts?” you would’a stumped them. Well shucks.
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    yeah the difference, he is funny
     
  9. dingleberry

    dingleberry New Member

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    I actually had a pain in my left nut earlier today.
     
  10. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    damn ... foiled by someone who's clearly far wittier than I... and clearly far more creative.... it would seem as if someone with your talents should be off applying said talents in more profitable and ultimately rewarding ways…. than to try to outdo and impress people over the internet who would be FARRRR more impressed if you drank bleach on webcam than if you could levitate
     
  11. AlotaButt

    AlotaButt New Member

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    That was half pep talk and half insult to uh…. You?
    But if you must know Smiles, this is entertainment. You don’t mind that you
    entertain me do yah?
     
  12. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    no... but you could put a couple of dollars in my g-string u cheap fuck
     
  13. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Now i can get with that
     
  14. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    Not everyone.
     
  15. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    He is?
     

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