No, no Ulfur, not "May", it's "will". Unless like most youngins on the net you are a, Anamorphic dragon, with hair on your cock and vampire powers, who gained them in over 3000 hours of AD&D while slurping a swimming pool of mountain-dew. The correct ending to your sentence should be "....Will still die." Oh and I've been complaining about old people who can't lift up their feet.
Sizzlin Smiles, I haven’t been so kindly complimented by being compared to a reader’s favorite food in a long time. You should eat more of them though; you might pick up some of their superior wit. Now if you had said “ …. like a dead squirrel’s nuts.” it would presented an interesting duality everyone would have been asking “was it the squirrel’s nuts, or the squirrel’s nuts?” you would’a stumped them. Well shucks.
damn ... foiled by someone who's clearly far wittier than I... and clearly far more creative.... it would seem as if someone with your talents should be off applying said talents in more profitable and ultimately rewarding ways…. than to try to outdo and impress people over the internet who would be FARRRR more impressed if you drank bleach on webcam than if you could levitate
That was half pep talk and half insult to uh…. You? But if you must know Smiles, this is entertainment. You don’t mind that you entertain me do yah?