Shit

I have to shit sooo fucking bad right now and my roomie is in the toilet, and he has been in there for 10 minutes which means I'm gonna have to sit on a warm toilet seat and shit in his shit smell....

 

dude shit in his shoes.... or underneath his bedcovers... he'll ask your permission every time he has to take a shit from then on

 

the first turd I find in my Doc martien, Im a kill that motherfucker... you know that right?

 

It's been 13 hours. How about an update?

 

Oh sorry, I made a messy beery diharrea blast in the toilet and it stunk real bad from my roomie and the seat was indeed warm. All in all I'd say I dominated that bathroom. Sweet dreams.

 

Thank God. I haven't slept in days. Now I am at peace.

 

Always glad to help out.

 

I had the shits all day yesterday. My stomach was sick from the after effects of alcohol and my current bad nerves.

I didn't like it, but it's nice to get it all flushed out down there.