OK Serious Topic who here would like to invest in a porno.

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by TheGrimJesus, Oct 12, 2005.

  1. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    I have been saving my money up, Because in truth I want too do porno films big shock I know. Its my dream.

    Anyway the thing that I see missing from porno's these days is plots, stories, and comedy. Miss Marvolus anyone.

    I have 2 scripts and both are a damn gold mine and this is dead serious. I need to raise another 8 grand and anyone willing to help can have a part and even get a credit. Also I don't want to do porn to be in them. I just want to bring glory back to an industry that has become stale.

    The first movie I have in mind is pretty clean cut its a spoof of gumby.

    The second if the first makes it big which I know it will. Is going to be a knock off of the smurfs and will be a 100 man midgit gang bang on a midgit chic.

    So anyone who is really intrested PM me.
     
  2. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    You're a financial genius. And to think, I was saving my money up for early retirement. You've definitely got a heads up on me.

    Midget porn. Fucking Genius.
     
  3. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    The midgit one is going to be for fun, The gumby one is the one I really really want to make i have a script and everything.

    Every little detail is worked out.

    I mean the midgit one is going to need real money from the first film to even get made. I mean a 100 midgit gang bang on one midgit chic all painted blue and wear smurf outfits is going to cost some money.
     
  4. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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    Where do I send the money? *Grabs pen and checkbook in anticipation*
     
  5. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Eight Large? Sure!

    Oh, wait... I forgot... I already flushed that $8,000 down a different toilet. Sorry...
     

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