I have been saving my money up, Because in truth I want too do porno films big shock I know. Its my dream. Anyway the thing that I see missing from porno's these days is plots, stories, and comedy. Miss Marvolus anyone. I have 2 scripts and both are a damn gold mine and this is dead serious. I need to raise another 8 grand and anyone willing to help can have a part and even get a credit. Also I don't want to do porn to be in them. I just want to bring glory back to an industry that has become stale. The first movie I have in mind is pretty clean cut its a spoof of gumby. The second if the first makes it big which I know it will. Is going to be a knock off of the smurfs and will be a 100 man midgit gang bang on a midgit chic. So anyone who is really intrested PM me.
You're a financial genius. And to think, I was saving my money up for early retirement. You've definitely got a heads up on me. Midget porn. Fucking Genius.
The midgit one is going to be for fun, The gumby one is the one I really really want to make i have a script and everything. Every little detail is worked out. I mean the midgit one is going to need real money from the first film to even get made. I mean a 100 midgit gang bang on one midgit chic all painted blue and wear smurf outfits is going to cost some money.
Eight Large? Sure! Oh, wait... I forgot... I already flushed that $8,000 down a different toilet. Sorry...