A sure sign of the end.

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by ucicare, Oct 3, 2005.

  1. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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  2. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    http://www.newkerala.com/news.php?action=fullnews&id=29351

    http://www.al.com/newsflash/regiona...16/1128357242154372.xml&storylist=alabamanews

    http://www.al.com/newsflash/regiona...16/1128299941125291.xml&storylist=alabamanews

    http://www.al.com/newsflash/regiona...16/1128113041247462.xml&storylist=alabamanews


    The signs are too numerous.

    - A triple celestial event in one Month.
    - Ramadan and Rosh Hoshana on the same date.
    - Red Tide plauge in the Gulf Waters
    - Massive Coosa river fish kill.
    - Highly acidic Love Bugs "the worst ever" in Alabama.
    - Canadian Geese carrying Avian Flu cluttering my yard.
    - Frogs disappearing everywhere. (except at my house.)

    I have sold everything I own and I am now living in a makeshift fallout shelter in an old Civil War embankment.. The only problem I have encountered so far was getting MediaCom to run a DSL cable to my bunker.

    Yeah, they laugh now, but I bet they won't laugh when I am the only one left with a working modem!


    Barry
     
  3. canine_STD

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    With the exception that ramadan lasts a month, and not a day, it's a very well thought through theory. Which journal will this theory of yours be published in? I'd like to buy a copy.
     
  4. ucicare

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    I am planning on publishing it in MAD Magazine in the form of a Spy vs Spy cartoon. Look for it next month.

    Barry
     

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