Affordable Luxuries

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by ucicare, Sep 30, 2005.

  1. Robman97

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    We just got a couple of Moe's here I need to get over there and try them.
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

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    get the home wrecker wth steak.... amazing. ass the salsa verde, and hot sauce...
    plus the $2 beer
     
  3. MEDICVET

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    when civilization ends I will be pissed off that I lost. I never got to take my kids and I to Orlando and have a week luxuriated in the consumeristic fakeness that is the disney kingdom, dammit.

    That and while I have found a killer crawdaddy spot, I will never again partake of the singular joy that is steamed lobster with drawn butter..amish or any other kind, for that matter.

    and o'douls??? that is a sign of civilization? NAY, IT IS YET ANOTHER SIGN OF ITS IMMINENT COLLAPSE!!!
     
  4. Schmed

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    Don't you have a nice quiet place that you can go lay down and die already?
     
  5. ucicare

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    AFFORDABLE luxuries is the topic MedicVet. Things that don't cost much, like less than $25.00 or so.

    I forgot one of my favorites.

    Felco Prunners. They are by far the best. It feels GOOD to use them.




    Barry
     
  6. Robman97

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    I knew you were a serial killer. Do you cut them up into small pieces with them or just break larger chunks away from the trunk.



    Tree Killer :(
     
  7. Robman97

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    Hate to post back to back, but.... I just got back from Moe's and holy shit that was a great Burrito. I got the Homewrecker and that thing is huge. My family enjoyed it too, and the prices are pretty reasonable for that much food. If ya got one in your area, GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. Ferine

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    Affordable luxuries I can't live without...
    strawberry yogurt granola bars
    Diet Dr. Pepper
    staple guns
    blending tortillions
    antibacterial wet wipes

    You can keep the amish butter...
     
  9. ucicare

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    I try to stay civilized by growing tropicals and also a few roses. I am surgically accurate with my Felcos. Pruning is an art form you know.


    Barry
     
  10. Ministersf

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    I like to drink gin

    Also, I like to sleep.

    I like to buy gas station submarine sandwiches when I come home trashed from the bar and then eat them before passing out. It's an activity that I can do between drinking gin and sleeping.
     
  11. ucicare

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    Oh me, Oh my.

    We just had new Moes open this week in the Mall.

    I ate the Homewrecker tonight.

    Oh me, Oh my.


    Barry
     
  12. Dwaine Scum

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    told ya... and its like cheap as fuck... try one of those "bucklers" they are the Heineken version of non-alcoholic light beer
     
  13. ucicare

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    I tried Bucklers before, and really did not like it. It tasted very bitter, and had an aftertaste.

    The best I have found is Kaliber, which is brewed by Guinness. It is hard to find here.

    Coors Cutter is good. O'Douls Amber is good too, but it has to be fresh. It smells skunky after about 60 days, although the label says 110.

    I am still having stomach rumblings from the "Home Wrecker." I can't wait to go back Friday.

    Barry
     
  14. DangerousDan

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    Beer without alcohol is like having sex with a 15$ inflatable love doll. Yeah it's sex but is it really worth your time?
     
  15. Dwaine Scum

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    Well in my opinion, yes, because you can name the doll after your mother, then cut its throat when you are done
     
  16. ucicare

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    You have sex with $15 inflatable love dolls? Man, you are more whacked than I thought. A Doctor ought to be able to afford molded silcone.

    As far as the non-alcohol beer - I LIKE it.

    I do not like alcohol. I do not like being drunk. I like the taste of beer. So for me, it is worth my time.

    You screw rubber dolls and drink Bud Lites if you like.

    I'll stick with my wife and fake beer.

    Barry
     

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