Tropical Disturbance Statement

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by ucicare, Sep 29, 2005.

  1. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIADSAAT+shtml/291912.shtml?

    The National Weather Service has just issued a rare "Special Tropical Disturbance Statement." (click link above) This is very unsettling news for those of us who have already endured the ravages of Dennis, Katrina, and Rita this year.

    Recon Planes were dispatched to investigate this "Disturbance" and they reported the ominous fact that this "Disturbance" is unorganizedand has not yet developed into a tropical depression.

    To make this even more chilling, and I quote, "THERE IS NO THUNDERSTORM ACTIVITY COLLOCATED WITH THE AREA OF LOWEST PRESSURE"

    It is clear to me that this is not a normal occurance in the region for this time of year. Undoubtedly, we are witnessing the birth of a new "Super COLLOCATED Storm". It is even more obvious that these "RECONNAISSANCE AIRCRAFT" they keep sending are actually seeding the area and are purposely stirring this monster into life.

    I can't believe that this is happening. I really though America was a good country. What should we do to end this madness?

    Barry
     
  2. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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    Move all of the idiots out of the shit-hole that is the South.
     
  3. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Don't you need to get a job or something?

    Barry
     
  4. Rats Tool

    Rats Tool New Member

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    Hey Barry,

    I like pudding
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I hate to lay blaime where blane is do, but you assured me, you could operate the weathertron 2000, so whats your excuse this time?
     
  6. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    I offer no excuse other than this - I have been EVIL since my youth. My mind is clouded by endless hours of classroom and Sunday School indoctrination. I have at last blown the thin veil between logic and proportion, and the EVIL side of me has re-emerged.

    This Hurricane is going straight to Nantucket. I am tired of all the filthy rhymes, so it must cease to exist.

    I AM EVIL! MUHAHAHAHAH! MUHAAAAAAA! (coughs until I pass out)

    Barry
     
  7. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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    CORRECTION:

    Leave them all there so they can loot and riot their way into oblivion whist we chuckle.

    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

    The South will rise again!!!!!
     
  8. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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  9. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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  10. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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    I guess you're right.
     
  11. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Yer damn right I'm right.
     
  12. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    A Doctor that can't spell for shit. Are you sure you're not a horse doctor?
     
  13. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    He already told you, he dosn't need to spell right, he's a doctor!
     
  14. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    and he is SPECIAL. *









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    Barry
     
  15. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    *Hums "Special Fred"*

    Look up Stephen Lynch if you don't know the song.....
     

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