Affordable Luxuries

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by ucicare, Sep 30, 2005.

  1. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    I am tired of all the Hurricane, earthquake and end of the world talk. I suggest that we start a happy thread.

    Here is my contribution.

    A few things that I really enjoy as "life's affordable luxuries" -

    1. O'Douls Non-Alcohol Beer

    2. Starched Sheets

    3. Wicker Rockers

    4. Amish Butter

    5. Lunch Naps

    6. Hummingbird feeders

    7. St Augustine grass and bare feet

    8. Velveeta and Rotel dip

    9. Uniball pens

    10. Grilled shrimp


    Barry
     
  2. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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  3. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Amish butter...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
     
  4. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    You with a pat of Amish butter, Schmed. On a ritz.

    Livin' LARGE.
     
  5. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    I sure will miss those things... KFC most of all... :cry:
     
  6. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    If Smurfs apocolypse were to happen the thing I'd miss the most is monthly Spider-Man comics...and I'd be mad that the distant Spider-Man 3 movie never got made.....
     
  7. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    But like I told him, it had better come soon, I'm falling behind on a few payments....
     
  8. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Ohh and it would make it so the Packers didn't suck so much, they'd just be dead....
     
  9. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Add big fat seedless grapes to my list at number 10.

    And Mushrooms cooked in Amish butter at number 11.



    Barry
     
  10. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Portabella mushrooms??

    AHh any will do, you are making hungry Mr. Swopes!
     
  11. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Any will do. It is the magic of the garlic, wine, and butter that gives the flavor.

    I also changed my first choice to O'Douls Amber. I tried the Amber for the first time tonight. Very good.

    Barry
     
  12. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Is that the non-alcoholic swill?
     
  13. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I like licorice.
     
  14. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Black or red? Or both?

    I like black alot..this is where Dwaine makes a bad joke....
     
  15. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Both. I'm eating some Cherry Twizzlers now.

    I also like... no LOVE Slurpees. (Dwaine could pipe in here too... bad pun)

    I like all Slurpees except for the Mountain Dew flavor because I hate Mountain Dew. I had a pina colada one the other day and it was fucking delicious! I want to get some spiced rum and buy another and mix the two.
     
  16. Dwaine Scum

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    I had Amish butter once, but it was mixed with THC Kief, it was fummy, and got you ungodly stoned. it was THC butter on top of hot brownies, at the same party was carob, but each carob square had a 1/8th ounce of psyclocibe mushrooms in them... One and it was blast off time
     
  17. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    mmm...damn, that DOES sound good.

    Cherry slurpees rock! When I lived in Vega$, that was the only way I could stand being outdoors for any length of time- hit up a 7-11 store every block.
     
  18. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Mt dew is so horrible for your teeth


    My "luxeries" would incluse,
    My Ashley limbar rocker,
    single malt scotch (hook a nigga up nur0seh!)
    Moe's Homewrecker burrito
    Videio Games
    the unbridled hatred and rage of my brother martin
    My Nextel Cellphone
    my 1200 watt stereo in my suburban
    and I have just found "coke Zero" it's really good
     
  19. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    P.S. any peosons in the raleigh area, I will take you, and buy you, lunch at moe's, and yes berry, they have three kinds of alcohol free beer...
     
  20. Samanthasez

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    Do they make Flechette burritos?
     

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