Australians ....

... I suggest you try J. Boag & Sons' St. George.

 

I suggest you all blow holes through your heads, starting with your test cricket team.

 

Who gives a fuck about cricket?

 

That's about right... now you've lost you will all pretend it isn't important anyway.

 

I don't watch cricket or football or any of those sports that most Australians live for. Why, did Australia beat you and you are all suicidal now?

 

Fuck I just read your post above that we lost. Why are you so shitty that we lost? I thought you'd be happy? The fact that you are from UK / Australia is causing conflicts, so one part hates you and one side loves you?

 

I am happy that you lost. I'd just be happier if Warne, Lee and McGrath died.

 

The only thing I know about cricket is that Warne is a cheating prick, and it's been all over the newspapers and news here. Never even heard of those other two. Maybe they haven't cheated on their wife yet?

 

No they haven't, and unlike Warne they haven't cheated at cricket either.

 

only thing I know about Cricket is Reizvolles said that she wanted to "Paddle my arse, with a cricket bat" whatever that means... you silly Ozzies with your street slang

 

I seen someone get hit in the face with a Cricket Bat those things rule he face just exploded.

 

Cool! Where did you see that at?
When I was at school, I returned a delivery from a pace bowler (pitcher, if you prefere) the ball caught him in the face. They're fucking dangerous those things, it would be like getting hit with a small brick.

 

that sounds hella cool man

 

I saw it in high school, There was a big fight going down. One of them pulled it out of there car and just smashed a guy.

 

It was, and to top it all off he was Scottish... which made my day.

 

The only thing I know about Cricket is that they used the bat to beat zombies on Shaun of the Dead. It looks about as fun as Curling.

 

OMG go to Brass Monkey in Fremantle you whorses!

 

The Brass Monkey is in Northbridge, not Freemantle. Unless there's two of them, but I don't think there is.

 

wats the purpose of this thread