The Joy that is telling someone to go fuck themselfs.

Its been awhile since I have had a telemarkter call or anythiing of that nature.

Well I got one today, I was sitting around enjoying my day off playing some RE4 when the phone rings. Well they go into there little speech and song and dance. You know what Fugly does to his Mom so he can get cash to keep the website up another week.

Anyway so I listen blah blah blah, So I do my thing and say something off color. But what is this the goofball on the other end wants to play along. So we have some witty banter back and fourth when i decide to hit him with an oldy but a goody. Just to see if his lame ass would fall for it.

See up til this point he had been telling me how he would fuck my mother and what not. I'm pretty sure this guy is a telemarketing Convict who will come and murder me when he gets out for some of the things I said.

So I set it up, I asked him so when your thinking about my mother do you masterbate. Which of course he fell for the bait with a you know it bitch.

Then I landed the knock out blow, So you do huh? He goes Yeah. I said well then GO FUCK YOURSELF!

And Hang up. God it felt great.

 

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If you were 9 years old.

Grow up.

Barry

 

Berry you know what this is?



Yeah not to pretty so stpp being one.

 

You're calling me a fungal nail infection?

That's dirty.

So you want me to play nice? First prove that you are not Dan.
You can do that by posting a pic of yourself standing next to a woman with a serious look on her face. Hold a sign that has the words FUGLY and today's date on it.

If a woman can stand next to you and not laugh, I'll know that you are not Dan. Then I will stop being a fungal infection to you.


Barry

 

I will here after awhile I need to go watch FOX

 

Wow. I use teh "My Dad can beat up your Dad" line.

That's awesome dude.

 

Grim's spelling errors are so fucking horrible. I'm not talking about the usual typos and the such, or even the lack of punctuation. For starters the title....
It’s FUCK THEMSELVES. His myspace account is strewn with them also. There when it should be their. Your when it should be you're..acckkkk. And you are a worse postwhore than Deebo was, you even look like Deebo.

 

well i dunno bout u, but wen i type on amateur shitty forums like this my english too goes down the drain....maybe you should concern ureself with bigger problems, like poverty in africa or why you cant get a girlfriend

 

Clever.

 

damn man and you have one? a girlfriend? how DOOOO you find the time, why with all the professional forums u frequent

 

It could be Skitz back from the dead?