I finally relized why I smoked, I never really knew til today. I smoke so I don't kill stupid people. I never relized how much stupid people get under my skin. Espically people from Texas. Hey any of you assholes from Texas FYI for ya. The Left lane is for fucking passing not so you can take a sunday fucking drive. Also whatever the sign says the speed is and your going 5 miles below that get your monkey ass in the right hand lane. Bikers No the fat bitch on the back of your bike wearing the tight leather is in no way hot. She is fat and fucking up the suspension on your bike. Old fucker looking for the Bathroom while I'm walking back with my lunch Yes I know where the bathroom is No I'm not telling you cause i want you to shit yourself so you'll leave. Just because I wear a badge to get my discount upstairs at work on my lunch does not mean I have to kiss your ass thats what the people in UNIFORM IS FOR. Just cause you got a hot tip and 2 bucks does not make you god. It means your welfare check came in and you think you can handicap horses. A turn single is a good thing use it. Get your deposit ready before you get to the ATM. I don't feel like watching you mash buttons all day if I can do so can you. The Menu never changes at Mcdonalds they still have the same shitty food with the same shity numbers this goes for Wendy's Burger King and so on an so fourth. Also the peron runing the drive thru really does not want to hear you debate what your going to have. Fucking know before you get in line. I know working Fast Food or Wal-Mart and shit like that are shitty jobs but do it with a fucking smile if I of all people can force a smile at work so can your 5.15 an hour ass. Also if I say thank you say your fucking welcome even if you really don't mean it. Get off your fucking cell phone when your driving. There is no conversation in the world that needs to take place while your driving hang up the fucking phone. Poor people I don't owe you shit get out and work, Don't come up to my car at a red light and tell me how you lost everything in the storm. I don't care. Your about to get Goverment checks out the ass your not getting shit from me. Churches I don't belive in God and if there is a God I hate him so don't come to my door leaving your little fucking flyers. If I want to come to your piss ant church I will come. Any religon that has to go to door to fucking door to get member is a cult. Hell all religons are a cult of weak minded assholes looking for some where to spend Sunday mornings til the mall opens. Women just cause you gave me head on some back country road does not mean we are in a relationship it means I used you. No I'm not coming up stairs to change any channels cause the old fucker can't find Belmont in front of him. He can get his lazy ass up and find a table where he can See Belmont. Yes I understand that Belmont has been on that TV in that spot for the last 40 years he has been coming here. But guess what? Its not there today.
I agree. I was at the grocery store and I had some beers. Some self important asshole said "Why buy alcohol, when you can donate to the hurricane victims?" I was wondering why the fuck he's hanging out in front of the liquor store in the first place. I didn't see anything that would identify a charitable organization. No bell, no bucket, not even a fuckin cigar box and a uniform. Besides, we all will pay when our taxes go up to rebuild New Orleans. Nicotine is vital to me because I'm surrounded by fuckin clown shoes day in day out. "Wow genius, somebody charged a whole bunch of stuff to your account? That's what you get for hiring meth heads to work construction and authorize them to make purchases. Check the pawn shops, I'm sure all the shit they bought is there." I'd quit smoking if they gave me an MP-5 and free reign.
