So I am at the family medicine clinic and am about to go into to see a a patient. I look at the chart and see it is a woman who needs a pap smear. I tell my preceptor hey this woman needs a pap smear. He says do you want to do it? I say yeah, I guess so. So she is all undressed with her legs in the stirrups. Pretty good looking but kinda old. So I reach for the speculum and the dr. asks me how many pap smears I have done and I look at him and tell him I haven't done any yet but I did see one yesterday. So he takes the speculum and starts laughing and the woman starts to laughing so hard she almost falls off the examining table.
I am willing to bet this was not the first time a woman with her legs spread wide laughed at you. Barry
Whatever, Barry. I got nothing but sympathy for a man whose wife needs a gastric bypass. My thoughts are with you.
Nope. Never had any complaints. Say, this is getting a little gay what do you say you go hit on the grim jesus for a while.
I think letting everyone know you need alot of meat to satisfy your bung whole is a little too much information seeing as how this ain't a queer bar.
Good effort, but not even close to a Zing. Consider hiring a ghost writer if you really want to compete at this level. Barry
He will never make it, Its like Hiring a Mexican who is selling Oranges on the side of the road to make a taco. You should know the Taco is going to taste like shit that's why he is selling Oranges.
You both are too dense to understand that I am not throwing out zingers. I am simply saying what I think. I don't play in the land of make believe. That is reserved for you two fags and peter pan.
