I'm making my girlfriend read...

Spider-Man comics as I type, she rocks for even putting up with me at all more or less reading my comics, she's a keeper!

 

Is that foreplay?
The rumours are true, you really are a stud!

 

what is this thing you call "foreplay?" Is that when you take a piss on the chick?

 

No, it's when you push the magic "pant button".
Pissing should be saved till an hour post-coital - that way it's erratic and alot more fun!

 

Ferine, would you lplease post a pic of your magic "pant button?" just for research pourposes only...

 

You should always try to urinate before and/or after intercourse to to help prevent urinary tract infections.