<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Smoke: i am Smoke.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> oh another MK character.. you and kitana will make a fine pair.. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote i hope for your sake you mean ADULT school <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote oh.. i usually make a shower once a week... i've found the best way to do this is rinse my hair in elephants urine.. (obtained from a like-minded zoo veterinarian).. plaster my naked body in a 3 inch skin of cats excreta.. and venture into the neighbourhood grassy recreation area and dance wildly under the beating sun until the catshit dries into a hard crust and it becomes impossible to move.... then.. due to some positive-thought process interacting with the natural order or something.. a cool shower will spring up from nowhere and wash away my bondage of dried faeces.... i tried to involve Nursey in my rainmaking ritual the last time.. but something must have caused an imbalance in my dance-rites.. for.. after the shit had dried into an immovable crust.. the cleansing shower refused to come... so there we were.. both caked in shit and unable to move.. until an elderly man walked by with a bull mastiff... who came over to investigate.. and.. luckily for us.. decided to mark me as part of his territory... thankfully his urine softened the hard coating on my leg enough for me to wriggle my lower leg free... and with a combination of eastern meditation.. and new-found contortion skills.. i was able to use my heel as a hammer to free Nursey.. who, after castigating me for being the cause of her encasement in rock-hard feline faeces for 6 hours.. freed me. the flowers are thirsty now
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> ...and with a combination of eastern meditation.. and new-found contortion skills.. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Said skills derived, no doubt, from Nursey's favorite endoscopic applications that I've been hearing about. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Note to Kitana: Don't get excited - 'castigation' isn't what I know you're thinking of.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: Said skills derived, no doubt, from Nursey's favorite endoscopic applications that I've been hearing about.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hmmmph!! ... whatever happened to medical confidentiality.. my colono-prostate cleansing is something i prefer to remain in confidence... please keep whatever else that cunts told you private
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: oh.. i usually make a shower once a week... i've found the best way to do this is rinse my hair in elephants urine.. (obtained from a like-minded zoo veterinarian).. plaster my naked body in a 3 inch skin of cats excreta.. and venture into the neighbourhood grassy recreation area and dance wildly under the beating sun until the catshit dries into a hard crust and it becomes impossible to move.... then.. due to some positive-thought process interacting with the natural order or something.. a cool shower will spring up from nowhere and wash away my bondage of dried faeces.... i tried to involve Nursey in my rainmaking ritual the last time.. but something must have caused an imbalance in my dance-rites.. for.. after the shit had dried into an immovable crust.. the cleansing shower refused to come... so there we were.. both caked in shit and unable to move.. until an elderly man walked by with a bull mastiff... who came over to investigate.. and.. luckily for us.. decided to mark me as part of his territory... thankfully his urine softened the hard coating on my leg enough for me to wriggle my lower leg free... and with a combination of eastern meditation.. and new-found contortion skills.. i was able to use my heel as a hammer to free Nursey.. who, after castigating me for being the cause of her encasement in rock-hard feline faeces for 6 hours.. freed me. the flowers are thirsty now <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Thanks for giving me nightmares for the upcoming 3 weeks
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Blustered PimpDaddy: ...medical confidentiality..my colono-prostate cleansing is something i prefer to remain in confidence... keep whatever else that cunt's told you private<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LOL - she upheld her oath & in point of fact did not name names. But I had my suspicions - thanx for unwittingly confirming them
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: LOL - she upheld her oath & in point of fact did not name names. But I had my suspicions - thanx for unwittingly confirming them <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I...you... uh.. I..I.. I'll.. she's.. you... HMMPH!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally explained by PimpDaddy: oh.. i usually make a shower once a week... i've found the best way to do this is rinse my hair in elephants urine...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh, don't be coy - Nursey says that you're not particular, and employ cattle for lack of pachyderms. She even sent me pics of your adventures:
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: Nursey says that you're not particular, and employ cattle for lack of pachyderms.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> OH NONONO!!!... i am VERY particular about the use of elephant piss... no other piss has the same olfactory resonance in the higher stratosphere causing the temporal shift necessary to accumulate cumulus... Nursey is always trying to get me to 'cut-corners'... i think i have an idea of what went wrong now.. as i entrusted her to prepare her own pissrinse...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: I agree Smoke. Your ass IS sorry.....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Whoa, thanks !!
hi there humans, i am Smoke. I like insulting fat people, laughing at retards and i enjoy racist jokes very much. I am a dirty person, my hobbies include masturbating in school. I take a shower once a week, and i like making people sick with my dirty sticky hair. I hope you all will personally hate me. Thanks for reading this piece of crap.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Presumptuous sort, aren't you? <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote You've already indicated in your profile that you're Dutch - no need to be redundant. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Keep using that oversized, bandwidth-wasting, screenspace-hogging graphic as your signature & I'm sure you'll have no problem there.
Hi. I’m the fucking asshole who embedded a java bomb to open an endless cascade of gay porn sites. I did this in 52 posts over a 9 hour period from 12:50 to 8:50 AM this morning. Check out my profile for my email and IP address! 24.141.209.221 234@321.com [ August 13, 2001: Message edited by: Fugly ]
Emetic: i looked up castigate in the dictionary, it means punish, i was close. i thought it meant beat the shit out of someone Pimp: i dont need a partner, i can fight on my own
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999: Pimp: i dont need a partner, i can fight on my own <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> yes kitana.. and a lot of people have sex on their own.. but doesn't it ever get boring?
Sex all alone! No new STD's. No calling the next day. No coat-hanger abortions. But what would I know about that?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: yes kitana.. and a lot of people have sex on their own.. but doesn't it ever get boring?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i dont even get horny! no need for sex, drugs, or alcohol...well, i do need the drugs.
What (dare I ask) is that Kitana? It looks like shit. [ August 14, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: What (dare I ask) is that Kitana? It looks like shit. [ August 14, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LOL, it is shit! That was my ex-dog, Rojo's major dumb. it was huge, i have another pic of it, but next to a glass bottle...its next...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999: LOL, it is shit!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh. I thought it was a family pic. And ex-dog? What, did he divorce you? Or have an operation to become a cat?
