have you ever noticed?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Aug 24, 2005.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    you just arn't as angry as you were before you just took a huge dump? I mean I was just LIVIDLY PISSED THE FUCK OFF!!!! but then I dropped a gut grenade in the toilet and now im like "eh, fuck it" ... maybe Im just turning into a pussy, or the paxil CR just released some paxil goodness in my brain through my asshole... who knows?
     
  2. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    It was the dump. Paxil only works when you piss.

    Barry
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Is that why I have those pisses now that kinda feel like you are busting a nut?
     
  4. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Yeah. It is Paxil's way of compensating for the anorgasmia it causes. Eventually you just have pissergasms.

    Women love it though. You can have intercourse for two hours. Problem is that you get a blister before you get a nut.

    Some guys love it. Total ejaculatory control.

    Barry
     
  5. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    I love when men say women love it when it lasts two hours. :lol:
     
  6. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    I love it when guys say they can last 2 hours....
     
  7. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Oh sweet Ferine - I have been married for 25 years. I truly know that no women wants two hours of anything other than sleep. Just yanking old Dwainys chainy.

    I found the magic pant button early in life, and my wife complains not.

    Barry
     
  8. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Unfortunately not all are as informed.
     
  9. MEDICVET

    MEDICVET New Member

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    i have heard it called a few things, but magic pant button is a new one by me..and yeah, two hours is too much for me too.

    And I think there is something to the whole calming effect of a dump..I mean, look at the seriel killers in the midwest and wisconsin..wonder why? too much cheese and dairy..they're all bound up and constipated!
     
  10. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    There is nothing quite like taking a good shit.

    Unfortunately, my nerves are so bad these days I take about 5 a day. It keeps the weight off though. I ate an entire strawberry pie the other day and didn't gain a pound.
     

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