A sign from God

I woke up this morning and discovered a large flock on Canadian geese waddling around in my back yard. This would not be so odd, except that it is the middle of August, and I live on the Gulf Coast. Is it really necessary to point out that Canadian geese are rather rare in this neck of the woods?

Anyway, I believe it to be a sign from my Father, who is God , that I should start killing sinners and releasing their souls unto the purification of judgment. I am starting with all the neighborhood cats just to get in practise.


(Ok, the cats are safe. I really saw the geese though.)

Barry

 

They were back today. Hundreds of them.

It is truly a sign.

Barry

 

Kill as many as you can and freeze them, that way when the global famine hits, you will be one up and can barter for other goods.

 

That is a brilliant idea! The only problem is making room in my freezer. What shall I do with my collection of spare body parts?

Barry

 

Give them back to Dwaine...

 

I can't do that. He would think that I am ungrateful.

Besides, his crawlspace is at packed full right now.

Barry

 

You guys are not going to believe this.

The geese are gone, and at least a million crows have taken their place. Crows are like scavengers right? Now I KNOW that is a prophetic sign!

Revelation 19:17
And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God;

Be warned you infidels.

Barry

 

Do I qualify as an "infidel"?!?

 

No. Infidels are occasionally sober.

You can be a an infidel apprentice if you like. I'll send you an application and a list of AA groups in your area.

Barry

 

*phew* I'm safe then...

 

Cool, you have my address (I think, if not you should have it then...) And damn it I've been sober for at least 3 days now, thanks to my lovely lady, she makes the pain of being sober subside....

 

We all know that you are the False Prophet of the Apocalypse. You are the evil computer genius behind the mark of the beast. YOU DON"T FOOL ME DWAINE!!!!!! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!

Hezekia 43:3 and then came a false prophet from the north, (carolina) and did wrought great hackings at the bequest of the beast, his brilliance eclipsed only by his mammoth girth, and thus were the nations deceived by the smoke of his blowings.

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Barry

 

OMG

You will never believe this.

Today the crows were all roosting in one tree. The geese were back too.

And now there are hundreds of snowy egrets mixing in with the geese,

and little tiny frogs are everywhere. :shock:

And last night, around my streetlight, there were LOTS of bugs.

And two dogs barked simultaneously at exactly 12:00 Midnight.

And the dried beans I ate last night DID NOT give me gas. (First time EVER for that. Proof that atmospheric pressures are changing.)

And my internet connection did not reset during a critical download all the this week. (explain that will ya'!!! Proof that everyone in America is already hiding in their survival shelters?)

And there has a been a 50% chance of rain forecast ever day this week, and it has only rained at my house about every other day :shock: :shock:

And there is ANOTHER hurricane headed for the Gulf, and it is spinning counterclockwise just like every other hurricane for the past 100 years. If that is not proof that it is man made I don't know what is, since men made clocks, and it couldn't spin counter CLOCK wise if their were no clocks.)

Oh my my - I can see the end from here, and it is starting to look good.

Barry

 

Somebody has been prescribing himself meds again me thinks.

 

I'm fine. Just bored.

There really are lots of geese and egrets though. We have had a wet summer, and lots of birds are tracking through. I really enjoy watching them in the mornings. The only "sign" is that the conservation and clean up efforts of Mobile Bay are working.

I am tired of the alligators though. They multiply like rats, and are everywhere.

Barry

 

Just for you, Barry. Enjoy.

others might like it too..it has every end of the world scenario you could think of plus a few I'm sure no one else has, and if you come up with something they don't already have, they want you to let them know.

http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm

 

Good site there Medicvet!

http://www.exitmundi.nl/Sperm problem.htm

I like this scenario best. I find it very easy to believe.

Barry

 

BIRD FLU! :shock:

 

Barry, can you write me a script for Oxycotin 160 MG, a few hundred should help. Thanks in advance...