Happy biryhday schmed, you dicksucker

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Aug 17, 2005.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    there is a half drank colt .45 in the fridge for ya, prick
     
    Dwaine Scum, Aug 17, 2005
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  2. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Happy birthday Schmed, you perv.
     
    Reizvolles, Aug 17, 2005
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  3. MEDICVET

    MEDICVET New Member

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    bappy hirfday!!!!!!!
     
    MEDICVET, Aug 17, 2005
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  4. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Happy Birthday Schmed!
    Maybe Dwaine will let you play with his tittie pimple, it would be the best birthday EVER :D
     
    Ferine, Aug 17, 2005
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  5. Dubya 2.0

    Dubya 2.0 New Member

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    fuck you schmeddly-poo
     
    Dubya 2.0, Aug 18, 2005
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  6. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Aww thanks guys, except you Dwaine, you think I'm falling for the half of a 40 full of your piss trick again?!?
     
    Schmed, Aug 18, 2005
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  7. Dwaine Scum

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    You did for the last 6 years... It was malt liquor at one time...
     
    Dwaine Scum, Aug 19, 2005
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  8. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    Oh shit. Happy (belated) birthday, nippon lover.
     
    Fugly, Aug 19, 2005
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  9. Fugly

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    Ferine: Where in Maryland do you live? You know Schmed is in DC? The fabulously lavish Fugly offices are just south of Columbia, off Rt. 29. You can almost see the topiary gardens and ice sculptures from the highway.
     
    Fugly, Aug 19, 2005
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  10. Dwaine Scum

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    Ice sculptures? you mean that bag of party Ice we buy harland every other day to play with in his inflateable kiddy pool?
     
    Dwaine Scum, Aug 19, 2005
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  11. Fugly

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    HarlaN.
     
    Fugly, Aug 19, 2005
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  12. Schmed

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    Let's not taint my bday thread with all the nonsense, instead send me presents assholes!!! Or at least have the fugly ladiees give me spankin's!!!!
     
    Schmed, Aug 19, 2005
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  13. Fugly

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    Post your address and we'll all send you something.
     
    Fugly, Aug 19, 2005
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  14. Ferine

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    I'll send you something real sweet, I promise.

    I'm in Frederick. It's lovely here with all the Mcmansions and such.
     
    Ferine, Aug 19, 2005
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  15. Schmed

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    I know where you are Ferine.... Mr Fugly, you have my adreess, ill IM it to you again if you want, I won't believe you'll send me shit till i see it!!

    PS Im drunk again.
     
    Schmed, Aug 19, 2005
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  16. Reizvolles

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    I have nothing nice to send you, Schmed. I am too poor at the moment.
     
    Reizvolles, Aug 19, 2005
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  17. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Shit, we have to buy him something?
     
    Ferine, Aug 19, 2005
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  18. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I bought him a drank forty
     
    Dwaine Scum, Aug 19, 2005
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