I know everybody would sell their soul if the price was right. I was just wondering how much would have to be on the table before you would give in. I'd sell my soul to have a working lightsaber. call me a nerd, but think about the damage you could cause with one of those. rob banks, kill your enemies..... the possibilities are endless.
Id have to have shit loads of cash then the twat can have my soul dont give a toss what he does to it as long as Im happy as hell till the day I die
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally blurted by the callow youth, Lithiumking420: a working lightsaber...rob banks...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'd love to be at that bank so I could witness your final stupefied expression after the cops - appearing remarkably unimpressed with your glowing phallus - have well-ventilated your thorax with an assortment of pistol rounds. No, I wouldn't call you a nerd - <FONT COLOR="YELLOW">fool</FONT>, <FONT COLOR="YELLOW">idiot</FONT> and <FONT COLOR="YELLOW">putz</FONT> come to mind.
did you notice how i said i would also use it to kill my enemies??? well i would find great satisfaction in cutting you in half with my saber. you fat fuck. i was just speaking a piece of my mind and then your fat ass has to come in and start trying to flame. fuck off you fat piece of shit.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Lithiumking420, his Doc Dentons all in a bunch, shook and sputtered threateningly like an angered chihuahua: did you notice how i said i would also use it to kill my enemies?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Your "enemies"? "Enemies"?? Who do you think you are, Austin Fucking Powers? Are Dr.Evil and Mini-Me bustin' yer semi-descended balls? <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote ::nodding:: I can understand the attraction of dismemberment. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote And I was only doing you the favor of pointing out how small a piece you must have used to arrive at such a paltry trade. Jeezis, boy, the other guys sold out for at least some large cash and strong drugs. If you all had been ordering pizzas, they went for the large 5-toppings - but all you wanted was a fucking breadstick. I didn't contribute my own soul's asking price because your hypothetical is too fantastic in my existential construct, which doesn't necessarily accept as givens the existence of a soul or Satan. FYI...ehh, never mind - no time now to digress into a wider theological discussion. For argument's sake, I'll give you the soundbite you want. For the certainty of spending eternity in unending agony having my flesh consumed by eternal fire... {Hmph - sounds a lot like some marriages I know...} ...I'd want some stock. Yep, plain ol' securities. But not just any stock - I'd demand 51% each of Microsoft, Cisco Systems and Time-Warner-AOL. The President of the United States can't get a measly blowjob from some pudgy, cigar-fucking, cocksnot-guzzling airhead without getting his knuckles rapped. The collection of camel jockeys, ragheads and navel-gazers which comprise the United Nations can't even collect debts from its own fucking members. But if I owned controlling interest in the corporations which collectively make the software, hardware and content creation/distribution channels through which a pimp's share of the world's information passes...I would indisputably be the <FONT COLOR="RED" SIZE="4">Ruler of the World</FONT>. I like to think that before I descended into execrable profligacy, debauchery and libertinism, I'd accomplish something good and worthwhile - like, fire half of Microsoft(the 25% who don't actually do anything & the 25% who do things back-asswards wrong) and order the remaining pukes to throw everything in the fucking trashcan, start from scratch and build a family of OSes and applications that were so ass-kickingly wicked-good that people paid whatever their price with a smile. Oh gawd, I'm getting stiff imagining it all - especially the later parts, like when I'm frying my lungs on golfball-sized sensimilla buds that smell like a skunk's armpit...as I'm sitting on Claudia Schiffer's face, her tongue snaking out my rectum, while Brittney Spears grinds her bare tits against my back as she oils and massages my shoulders...the Olsen Twins (sweet little Mary Kate, saucy little Ashley) taking turns fellating me.....and I'm just having an average day. And you wanted a light saber. #slaps you on the head# <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Trying to flame you I was definitely not - in the event, there would be no trying involved. But your post was exasperating for reasons already detailed. I gave ya a light pinch - if you want me to pull out the heavy-duty cattle prod (and maybe you do, if you're into the S/M thing), you'll have to do much worse than that. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote <FONT COLOR="#C0C0C0">[ASIDE TO THE ROOM: Awww, they're so cute at that age, aren't they, guys? ] [ August 06, 2001: Message edited by: Emetic ] [ August 06, 2001: Message edited by: Emetic ]
haha what would even be better if you had a endless supply of prostitutes which you could fuck then cut up into small pieces and never be found out
actually, i would spend 4.99 of it on an oxford english dictionary so i could understand emetic's complete bollocks !
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999: you guys actually believe in souls???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I belive in greencards and the INS. Show me your greencard bitch or Im turning you in. Let them boot you back to Tijuana where you belong. Ever scince you been gone, they have been unable to find someone to do the donkey shows.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by American Sociopath: I belive in greencards and the INS. Show me your greencard bitch or Im turning you in. Let them boot you back to Tijuana where you belong. Ever scince you been gone, they have been unable to find someone to do the donkey shows.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> umm... i have a birth certificate that says i was born here in texas... my family roots dont go to Tijuana...i know yours go back to jerusalem - all the way back to the time of jesus and learn how to spell english correctly
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Slitana lied: i have a birth certificate that says i was born here in texas...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And I have a diploma that says I'm a certified pharmacist that cost me only $15 on the Internet. How much did you shell out for yours? <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote I'll bet they don't go very far anywhere - not many forks or branches in yer family tree.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: pimp's share of the world's information.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> shit dude... i don't want your soul for that.. just a half oz of coke and a ninebar of sensi... at least i know i'm getting something then... imagine if i traded my info for the rights on your soul.. then you died and i discover souls are a fabrication... i'd be an egg-faced mofo then wouldn't i... nah.. just give me the drugs and you can keep your (alleged) soul...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: no time now to digress into a wider theological discussion.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> aww spoilsport
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