Insult to injury

Today I was cut off--had to slow from 50 to 25, by a guy with the lisence plate: RU STUPD

 

Sorry about that.

 

Fucking LIAR!

 

Personalized license plates are sooooooooooooo fucking gay. I'm so sure I want someone to memorize my license plate instantly so they can fuck up my car in a parking lot if I ever piss them off in traffic.

 

HEY, THAT'S CUTT1E! I remember that bitch. She cut me off. I'm going to key the fuck out of her car!

 

Some fag down the road from me has "74STY" on his. And he's as ugly as a hat full of arseholes.

 

I actually saw a plate here that said "LIBIDO" - I'm amazed they even let that one through...

 

Someone working at a nearby advertising agency owns a red sportscar (Mazda somethingorother, I think) with the plate ADMAN.

Now that, my friends, is gay.

 

My dad use to work with a guy, the car he drove had plates that read DRGMNY. His wife was a drug rep for a large pharmacuetical company.

 

ASSMAN

 

Hey its the Assman!

 

Does anyone have their plate memorized?

I do.

 

I don't. I've got it written down, somewhere, I'm sure.

 

So do I. I have no idea why though.

 

Which one? the one on my car, or the other 6 in my trunk?