Holy Shit!!!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Schmed, Jul 23, 2005.

  1. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Sorry, I don't "engage" on "a human level" redneck homos. My daddy taught me that when I was knee high to a possum in Kentucke.
     
  2. StrangelyBrown

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    You really do fear gay people don't you? Why is that? Did your 'daddy' fuck your young ass but you secretly enjoyed it? Time to say goodbye to Aslan, come on, leave narnia and come back to your redneck routes.
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    wow you are a bunboy... sorry If I offened
     
  4. StrangelyBrown

    StrangelyBrown Member

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    The only you'll offend my big tubby love truncheon wielding slag is if you don't let me swallow
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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  6. StrangelyBrown

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    :-D AHHHHHHHHH
     
  7. Robman97

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    Just a little reality check tard, just because you have a degree in something doesn't qualify you for a job. Ask half the motherfuckers out there working low level jobs trying to pay off their 60k+ student loans. I bet I make ten times what you make right now and enjoy a quality of life you know nothing off, atleast not one you have earned yourself, Mommy and Daddy's money doesn't count. So go shove your face back into that book boy and let me know when you graduate, I am pretty sure my employer will hire you to be a janitor.
     
  8. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    HAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHa
     
  9. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Boasting about your salaries on the internet? How awfully clever and grown up. Tell us about the enormous length of your penises next, please. You're all so credible and interesting. Honest.
     
  10. Robman97

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    I never said I made alot of money, from the pics he has posted of his apartment I think it is safe to say he isn't a richman. IF you ask nicely I will pm you a pic of my dick Chester. :D
     
  11. Schmed

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    Look at the slew of posts from Dipshitdan the so called doctor. Man you seem to think money makes you a man, that's really pathetic, trust me , I make more than enough cash (I live in DC dipshit, you figure it out) but I don't feel the need to run around talking about it. In short, you are not what you own. You are a sad little man who comes to a forum that no one even likes/cares/or most the time even reads what you have to say. I can sum up all of your posts into two different categories....

    1) "Look at me, I fit in here, I'm cool, look how wierd I am!!"

    2) "I'm gonna be a doctor and make more money than all of you put together, you guys are dumb, I'm so much better than you."

    Neither of which make you an interesting person. I enjoy your rants, they make me look a whole hell of a lot smarter than I really am.

    PS to Reapy boy

    Internet shorthand is for retards and 14 year old girls, so yes you fall into the groups that should use it. Have a nice day.
     
  12. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    You're the President?
     
  13. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Gee your dumb
     
  14. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Okay, but first let me post these this salary survey:





    physician employment physician jobs



    U.S. Physician Salaries - Ongoing Salary Survey


    *Survey includes base salaries, net income or hospital guarantees minus expenses

    January, 2002 - Present




    SPECIALTY Years 1-2 >3 Max
    Allergy/ Immunology $158,000 $221,000 $487,000
    Ambulatory $ 80,000 $112,000 $152,000
    Anesthesiology: Pediatrics $ 283,000 $311,000 $378,000
    Anesthesiology: General $207,000 $275,000 $448,000
    Anesthesiology: Pain Management $315,000 $370,000 $651,000
    Cardiology: Invasive $258,000 $395,000 $647,000
    Cardiology: Interventional $290,000 $468,000 $811,000
    Cardiology: Noninvasive $268,000 $403,000 $599,000
    Critical Care $187,000 $215,000 $320,000
    Dermatology $ 195,000 $308,000 $452,000
    Emergency Medicine $192,000 $216,000 $295,000
    Endocrinology $171,000 $187,000 $260,000
    FP (with OB) $182,000 $204,000 $241,000
    FP (w/o OB) $161,000 $135,000 $239,000
    FP - Sports Medicine $ 152,000 $208,000 $363,000
    FP - Urgent Care $ 128,000 $198,000 $299,000
    Gastroenterology $265,000 $349,000 $590,000
    Hematology/Oncology $181,348 $245,000 $685,000
    Infectious Disease $154,000 $178,000 $271,000
    Internal Medicine $154,000 $176,000 $238,000
    IM (Hospitalist) $161,000 $172,000 $245,000
    Medicine/Pediatrics $139,000 $168,000 $271,000
    Medical Oncology $198,000
    $257,000 $455,000
    Neonatal Medicine $286,000 $310,000 $381,000
    Nephrology $191,000 $269,000 $447,000
    Neurology $180,000 $228,000 $345,000
    Obstetrics/Gynecology $211,000 $261,000 $417,000
    Gynecology $159,000 $213,000 $358,000
    Maternal/Fetal Medicine $286,000 $322,000 $610,000
    Occupational Medicine $139,000 $185,000 $290,000
    Ophthalmology $138,000 $314,000 $511,000
    Ophthalmology Retina $280,000 $469,000 $716,000
    Orthopedic Surgery $256,000 $342,000 $670,000
    ORS - Foot & Ankle $228,000 $392,000 $791,000
    ORS - Hand & Upper Extremities $288,000 $459,000 $770,000
    ORS - Hip & Joint Replacement $330,000 $491,000 $715,000
    ORS - Spine Surgery $398,000 $670,000 $1,352,000
    ORS - Sports Medicine $266,000 $479,000 $762,000
    Otorhinolaryngology $194,000 $311,000 $516,000
    Pathology $169,000 $321,000 $610,000
    Pediatrics $135,000 $175,000 $271,000
    Pediatrics - Cardiology $145,000 $282,000 $607,000
    Pediatrics - Critical Care $196,000 $259,000 $398,000
    Pediatrics - Hematology/Oncology $182,000 $217,000 $251,000
    Pediatrics - Neurology $175,000 $189,000 $362,000
    Physiatry $169,000 $244,000 $313,000
    Podiatry $128,000 $168,000 $292,000
    Psychiatry $149,000 $169,000 $238,000
    Psychiatry - Child and Adolescent $158,000 $189,000 $265,000
    Pulmonary Medicine + Critical Care $215,000 $288,000 $417,000
    Radiation Oncology $241,000 $385,000 $787,000
    Radiology $201,000 $354,000 $911,000
    Rheumatology $179,000 $229,000 $378,000
    Surgery - General $226,000 $291,000 $520,000
    Surgery - Cardiovascular $336,000 $515,000 $811,000
    Surgery - Neurological $354,000 $541,000 $936,000
    Surgery - Plastic $237,000 $412,000 $820,000
    Surgery - Vascular $270,000 $329,000 $525,000
    Urology $261,000 $358,000 $619,000
     
  15. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Yes, yes. We all understand that doctors make money. So do lawyers and stockbrokers.

    But honestly, Dan, if you're going to lie, lie BIG. NBA draft pick big. INXS's new lead singer big. Dan the medicine lie is just so banal. THINK BIGGER.
     
  16. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a new leader in the flame-game! I thought Grimey had an unassailable grip on the title with this witty retort. But "Dr" Dan has taken it to a whole new level.

    The judges were especially impressed by the meta-stupidity of mis-spelling "you're" in a flame questioning someone else's mental abilities.

    Truly, "Doc", a stupendous effort. Top marks.
     
  17. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Gee, you're dumber.

    Schmedly works in the Secret Service. He has all you names and addresses; please stay where you are, and he will be around to kill you a lot shortly.
     
  18. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Before I get in the shit for a simple typo, that sould read "He has all your names and addresses ...
     
  19. StrangelyBrown

    StrangelyBrown Member

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    You know what really is scary???

    If in some one in a million chance Dan is a fucking doctor (having a can of Dr Pepper dont qualify you by the way), but if he IS then hes touching and treating a whole host of poor fucking people.... creepy
     
  20. Dubya 2.0

    Dubya 2.0 New Member

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    Was thinking of having a crack at that...

    *hides belt
     

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