Holy Shit!!!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Schmed, Jul 23, 2005.

  1. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Yeah sure would not bother me I use to hang out with queers when I was younger to get free drinks.
     
  2. ucicare

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    I am assuming that the "free drinks" were tips for the blow jobs you provided?

    Barry
     
  3. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    nope
     
  4. Schmed

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    Why do idiots who can't even form basic sentences come on the internet and claim to be doctors is what I would like to know.

    In fact, I think the dumbest thing posted anywhere on the internet sounded something like this..

    "I don't need to spell correctly, because I'm a doctor."
     
  5. ucicare

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    Despite the daily bottled assault on his brain cells, Schmeds memory continues to function flawlessly. Couple that with a sharp eye for hypocrisy, and Schmedders hefts an impressive two edged sword.

    ..... and Dan lies bleeding at his feet.

    Barry
     
  6. DangerousDan

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    Judges: 1, 1.5 , 1

    You ain't no Naida Comaneci
     
  7. DangerousDan

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    You would have made a great male nurse you sound like the human torch.
     
  8. Schmed

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    1) It's Nadia retard.
    2) "ain't no" is a double negative..doctor.
    3) You "ain't no" judge....doctor.
     
  9. DangerousDan

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    Not in Kentucky it ain't
     
  10. TheGrimJesus

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    Its called internet shorthand nigger look it up.
     
  11. Robman97

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    Yeah Schmed, Rednecks don't have to use proper grammar.
     
  12. DangerousDan

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    Come on now robman you know you and Schmed are dog shit trailer trash that sit around all day smoking dope and playing X box when not working at Taco Bell. Don't try to deny it. I saw your picture.

    You realize if you add both your salaries together and multiplyby 15 they still won't come close to what I will be making as a Physician.
     
  13. StrangelyBrown

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    close? well statistically speaking they wouldn't be close, well presuming that your definition of close was 'within 100', but thats debateable. Do you mean still wouldn't be greater than? or was that just too simple for you? Mr Physician?
     
  14. DangerousDan

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    Any history of schizophrenia in your family?
     
  15. ucicare

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    Any history of "Axis II, Cluster B" in your family?


    Barry
     
  16. StrangelyBrown

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    Actually yes, why will that make you more willing to be my little cum catcher?
     
  17. DangerousDan

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    Come on by I'll introduce the top of your skull to my 38.
     
  18. ucicare

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    Regarding the question above, it was directed at Dan. Sorry SB if you thought I was asking you.

    Barry
     
  19. ucicare

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    See what I mean? Classic cluster B statement.

    See a profile of DanDan here -

    http://www.fpnotebook.com/PSY21.htm


    Barry
     
  20. StrangelyBrown

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    Read that as 'Come by so i can threaten you with a number because i lack the testicular fortitude and mental capacity to engage you on any sort of human level. Therefore i instead make idle threats that highlight what a fucking waste of flesh i truly am'

    Its ok, you can still be my little cum guzzler...
     

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