<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: are you telling us you don't believe in gnomes then.... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Gnomes are real. A couple nights ago, me and some people were driving around on this "haunted road" here in New Jersey called Clinton road. And we were smoking up in the back of the car and a fucking gnome jumped out in front of the car, sat there and looked at us, and then ran into the woods. It was crazy, I wish i got a picture
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: smoking what?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What the fuck do you think
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: oh.. mescaline laced with crack.. i understand how the gnome comes into it now<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Im telling you I saw a fucking gnome, they live up there along with the skin heads, KKK, etc. I know what I saw.
What the Fuck is all this shit???? Dammit people I come on here to talk about interesting shit, not fucking religious garbage or whatever the fuck you call that shit. come on now, lets not be fucking queers.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: ...so...that...'little thingy'....it has a flap??!? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hmmm... A curious question... But yes. And that means I'm crap in bed don't it?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: so...the ~heavy oily intoxication~ of fucking ass is just for the odd occasion...the *sparkly bright upward surging* pink cock in mouth is your staple....i don't know if i really needed to hear that... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And... Haw haw haw!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Fuckability Personified righteously challenged some sniveling n00b calling himself LithiumKing to: say something interesting then you ass-raping cumfarter<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <H5><FONT COLOR="GREEN">[MY ORIGINAL WORDS]</FONT></H5> Take it easy on him, Pimp - you can't expect much out of an AOLer. Remember, even the Downs kid running last in the Special Olympics gets a ribbon, too. And in the interest of fairness, I'll honor the presumption that LK's butt-buddies are willing recipients of his <FONT COLOR="red">man-love</FONT> unless disproven. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ <H5><FONT COLOR="GREEN">[HERE, MY EDITED ADDENDUM, ADDRESSED TO LithiumKing]</FONT></H5>Hmm, yeah, I thought your handle looked familiar when I was posting my last to you in the "Sell Your Soul" thread. I believe I've made a mistake -I apologize... I apologize to everyone for giving you the benefit of the doubt over the source of your cringing lameness of both style and substance. You may well be the pimply-assed pubescent jacking off into his mom's dirty brassieres that I think you are. But it's becoming increasingly obvious that you're - how should I put it? -just not too damn swift. Above, you hop into the stream of a 4-page thread and vomit a complaint about the thread topic ('WTF is all this (religious garbage) shit?') - an embarrassing non-sequitur considering that, by the time you saw fit to open your trap, the discussion had already verged to gnomes, sexual innuendo, Pinky's ongoing character assassination, cocksucking AND assfucking (as well as the clinical contraindications of same) - uhhhh, religious?? Hell-o-o-o...{waving}... we're over here-e-e.... BUT WAIT - what's the next, so-very-far-from-religion top-post that issued from your sticky fingers? "Sell Your Soul" LOL! I feel the meth is wearing off, so I'm gonna get to bed before my head flops onto the desk { I hate waking up with Keyboard Face } But remember that cattle prod I told you about? It's charging up right now. So please - I can't wait to read whatever quarter-assed excuse you'll offer for yourself along with a stuttering fizzle-fart of potty-mouthed indignation. Make my tomorrow, saber boy. [ August 06, 2001: Message edited by: Emetic ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69: Hmmm... A curious question... But yes. And that means I'm crap in bed don't it? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Come now Pinky...who am I to suggest that people with unusual genitals like yours aren't capable of sexually satisfying their partners??I'm sure that which you so affectionately refer to as your "little thingy" is an ideal 'trainer' penis for young inexperienced and virginal girls starting out in their foray into the world of men and their multifariously shaped/sized members!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: your "little thingy" is an ideal 'trainer' penis for young inexperienced and virginal girls starting out in their foray into the world of men <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh I fucking wish!
unusual genitals like yours I know! It's cool eh? I got my own paysite and everything! AND WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? Because you are horny and you want to see this big clit. Because you are horny and I am a real person. Because you are horny and I am a nice person. Because you are horny and you've no doubt seen me before and want to see more. Because you are horny and because you don't want to hurt my feelings. Apparently!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: unusual genitals like yours <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I know! It's cool eh? I got my own paysite and everything! AND WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? Because you are horny and you want to see this big clit. Because you are horny and I am a real person. Because you are horny and I am a nice person. Because you are horny and you've no doubt seen me before and want to see more. Because you are horny and because you don't want to hurt my feelings. Apparently! [/QUOTE]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Replied LithiumKing420 to me: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah, that's right - nothing to say, eh, AOLhole?? Bitch.
Hi. I’m the fucking asshole who embedded a java bomb to open an endless cascade of gay porn sites. I did this in 52 posts over a 9 hour period from 12:50 to 8:50 AM this morning. Check out my profile for my email and IP address! 24.141.209.221 234@321.com [ August 13, 2001: Message edited by: Fugly ]
