Hey Dwaine

Shut up and suck it up. You take this place a little too seriously, just like Nursey does. I don't really think you are stupid. I'm sure you're intelligent enough to realise that, aren't you? Or do you acutually hate a complete stranger that lives 10,000 miles from you?

 

You're the one throwing a tissy.

I made that comment in jest as you fucked up your first reply.

 

I never fucked any replies, thank you. It's OK Ralph, hun. I still love you.

 

Oh, did I say Nursey? I mean ... ummm Samanthasez.

 

WIMPS!

 

All this time, you thought i hate you when i was giving the most beautiful gift...reality...in its least diluted form. How many friends do you have that respect you enough to tell you such home truths as 'you are a silly little uptight nob, Neri'? Not many. But i do that from the goodness of my heart. Because i can see through your sassy hard-assed bitch exterior through to your delicate, startled little trembling form. And i embrace it, Neri, with my rubber, barrier-nursing nun-habit on. <3

 

I don't have stainless steel balls like you, Nursey.

 

I know, Neri. But do not fear. If anyone tries to crush your tiny little beady eyed head underfoot, squeak like a motherfucker and i'll come speeding to the rescue to plop you back into the safety of your cage. Unless of course, it's me...in which case you could try breaking down in tears and shrieking "I LOVE YOU NURSEY!"..."Nursey kows best!" at the top of your little lungies...see if that works. :idea:

 

Christ. I'm such a kow at times. *Files nails*

 

Ladies, there's no need to fight.

There's plenty of the whip to go around.

 

I hate you Nursey.

 

*Sulk*

 

LOL