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Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Dizeez, Jun 24, 2005.

  1. Dizeez

    Dizeez New Member

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    What do a chicken and a bathtub have in common?

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    It's no fun fucking a bathtub.....
     
  2. Rottin Candy

    Rottin Candy New Member

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    Shouldn't that be a 'what's the difference between...' joke?
     
  3. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    I think they were trying to be a cunny funt.
     
  4. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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  5. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    What's the difference between a chicken and a bathtub?
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    It's no fun ramming just one chicken up Dizeez's arsehole.
     
  6. Dizeez

    Dizeez New Member

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    Just make sure you take the spoon outta my ass when you have finished eating Chester sweety.
     
  7. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    now thats funny
     
  8. Dizeez

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    So's the size of your manhood, there grasshopper.

    Take chester's cock outta your mouth before you address me.
     
  9. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    The thing is, Dizzy, if you can't be funny you should at least try to be original.
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

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    I agree with chester, there seems to be two REALLY annoying types to fugly, the one "Hey Im one of the guys" type, and the "Hey Im so funny I'll post REhashed jokes EVERYDAY
     
  11. Dimples

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    IM ONE OF YOU GUYS!!
     
  12. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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  13. Dimples

    Dimples New Member

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    youre one of the girls arent you chester?
     
  14. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Whatever does it for you.
     
  15. Dimples

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    i wanna know who taught him how to use a comma. i mean ok i dont use grammar at all but its better than using it wrong and looking silly.
     
  16. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Actually, if you visualise Dizzy stroking Dwaine's cock while he says it, that comma is in the perfect position.
     
  17. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    You've a very twisted mind, Mr. Grape.
     
  18. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me on these forums.
     
  19. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Well, I could have called you something terrible, but I figured you've never really done anything to deserve me being nasty to you.
     
  20. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    how come its gonna be my dick?
     

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