I'm driving to work today, and a dumbass slut yapping on her fucking cell phone pulls out in front of me and i have to swerve off the fucking road to avoid hitting the stupid bitch. here's my point. Women should not be able to drive. period. they're obviously too incompetent and stupid to drive a vehicle. is it just me, or are women terrible fucking drivers? cuz if its just me i'll shut up and deal with it.
no women drivers suck... hence the reason you don't see any in NASCAR or any other profession involving vehicles.
Hey! fuck that! i drive good, i have had no accidents and my driving record is good. plus insurance agencies consider a female an adult when she is 21 and a male an adult when he is 25 think about it and men's car insurance cost more than female's car insurance
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999: Hey! fuck that! i drive good, i have had no accidents and my driving record is good. plus insurance agencies consider a female an adult when she is 21 and a male an adult when he is 25 think about it and men's car insurance cost more than female's car insurance<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> WHAT NOW GUYS...
i saw a thing on tv that said that women are causing 30% more wrecks than they did 10 years ago. meanwhile men are causing 10% fewer wrecks than they did 10 years ago. hope your insurance provider doesn't get ahold of this info kitana
typical of women really.. you meet 'em .. they're sweetness and light... band on the finger... they show their true demonic face...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fuckability Personified: typical of women really.. you meet 'em .. they're sweetness and light... band on the finger... they show their true demonic face... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> God!i hate cliches!Anyway,i'm happy to say i break the mould...you wont get a fucking 'band' on my finger!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: Anyway,i'm happy to say i break the mould...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no... they broke the mould... and thats nothing to boast about... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote getting a little ahead of yourself aren't you??
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ImOneSexXyBitch: WHAT NOW GUYS...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Kitana's simple-minded factoids are easily explained away because: <UL TYPE=SQUARE>*Guys aren't willing to blow their insurance agents for lower rates *Guys are more frequently involved in accidents cuz WE'RE SO FREQUENTLY FORCED TO AVOID COLLISIONS THREATENED BY THE BRAIN-DEAD MANEUVERS of makeup-applying, cellphone-yapping, estrogen-addled VAGINAL LIFE-SUPPORT UNITS. [/list] I'll never forget one of my earliest Brushes with Motoring Bimbos(BMB), while riding my motorcycle (absolutely true story, no embellishment). I'm skimming down a straight 2-lane country road approaching a cross-road on the left a 1/4mi ahead which yields to mine with both a stop sign and a red blinker. I see a car pull up and stop at the sign. Instead of turning right to proceed in my opposite direction, or proceeding straight to cross the intersection, it waits. OK, apparently the driver was waiting for me to pass in order to turn left behind me. I get closer; the car waits. I'm now close enough to see that the driver is a woman & her head's turning left and right, apparently checking traffic. When I'm only about 100 feet from her THE BLIND, STUPID CUNTING BITCH STARTS PULLING OUT TO TURN LEFT IN FRONT OF ME !?%# I jump on both brakes and my bladder squeezes my prostate in realization that in about .5 sec my bike will become her trunk (Brit translation: boot) ornament and I'll be launched for a thrilling but brief arc onto either her hood (Brit: bonnet) or the road in *front* of her where I'd enjoy a quick appetizer of third-degree road rash before the main entree of a ton-and-a-half of crushing, mincing metal. My rear wheel broke free and tried to trade places with the front, luckily swerving me to the left into the oncoming lane which thankfully had no oncoming vehicles. I let up on the foot brake to regain traction and shot past her. I slowed down til I was even with the Blind, Stupid Cunting Bitch's side window, flipped up my visor and glared in at her - the BSCB was some nicely-dressed middle-aged hag. BSCB was looking straight ahead and continuing to gather speed - either she was oblivious to what had just happened, or she was afraid to even look at me. I think it was the latter, and she had good reason to be very afraid - because with the quart of adrenalin that I'd just dumped, and my blood pressure spiked to a new personal best, I was feeling for the first time in my life the seductive joy of <FONT COLOR="RED">true, righteous homicidal rage</FONT>. I bellowed at her every foul word and expression I knew, then - not having received but the smallest measure of relief -I reached out my right leg and began applying dents to her side panels with my heel. I regretted not having a pistol at hand to shoot her dead right there behind the wheel, or at least a club with which to smash as much fucking glass as I could reach. Approaching traffic forced me to drop back and pull back in the proper lane, behind her. She sped up -- LMFAO, like she was gonna *outrun* me! I followed her for a couple miles, intending to confront the BSCB at her destination and do her, me and the world a favor. But by the time we were approaching my usual turn to proceed home, sanity unfortunately had begun displacing that thick, reddish, fuzzy pleasure of hate. I said 'fuck it' and made my turn. Yes, I'm ashamed to admit my weakness on that point. I've got tons of other BMB stories & I'd bet that others do, too. So if any of you sob-sistering VLSUs wanna go spouting off with lame statistics make up by crack-smoking actuaries about how women are better drivers then men, you can just save us all some time and just blow me, fuck me, or both. Have a gentle day. [ August 08, 2001: Message edited by: Emetic ]
dont forget: testosterone causes males to race, drink and drive or Drive under the influence b/c they are "macho" and all that other BS...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: I've got tons of other BMB stories & I'd bet that others do, too. So if any of you sob-sistering VLSUs wanna go spouting off with lame statistics make up by crack-smoking actuaries about how women are better drivers then men, you can just save us all some time and just blow me, fuck me, or both. Have a gentle day. [ August 08, 2001: Message edited by: Emetic ][/B]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: I regretted not having a pistol at hand to shoot her dead right there behind the wheel, or at least a club with which to smash as much fucking glass as I could reach.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> therein lies a lesson...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: Here's something for you to always remember:</P><HR></BLOCKQUOTE> well, at least i know i am special...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Wisely observed by Fuckability Personified: therein lies a lesson...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <H3 align="center"><FONT COLOR="RED">"Smith & Wesson: Never Leave Home Without It"</FONT></H3>
Have to agree women have no spacial awareness they dont have a fucking clue where and how they are going only that they are gonna get there... they must think that outside of the fucking vehicle doesnt matter as long as its clear in front they are that thick also they cant reverse for shit I once saw a bitch reverse in a multistory car park straight in the wall if it wasnt there she would have gone bye bye stupi cow
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shit Fly: ...I once saw a bitch reverse in a multistory car park straight into the wall - if it wasnt there she would have gone bye bye <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Darwinian natural selection foiled again - depressing On the other hand, her landing on the street below probably would have been cushioned by the vehicle of a totally innocent male driver, flattening him while saving her.
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