Ok. This one goes out to all my fans here at fugly. I went away again to Annapolis, and one of my stupid fucking roomies has been using my outlook express to send himself love letters and shit. I've been checking my e-mail remotely, and haven't been getting a fucking thing. Well, I found out today that this is the reason why I haven't heard from anyone in so long. I promise after I get back home, I will read and probally ignore most of your letters as usual. But some special people will get a reply. Thanks and sorry for not ignoring you all sooner. See ya. PS : I've been steadily victimizing everyone on my ex-girlfriends buddy list; here in Annapolis. So you will get to see some new ones soon enough. See ya.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: I went away again to Annapolis...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> So where do ya like to hang in Naptown? Ever hit Red Eye's Dock Bar on the E.Shore (which I know technically isn't in Annap but close fuckin' enough)? That one's the best in the summertime. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Quit complaining and lock the shitstains out of your box with a BIOS password. Sheesh. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote That means Kitana's guaranteed - she's about as special as any who ever rode the short bus to school.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: That means Kitana's guaranteed - she's about as special as any who ever rode the short bus to school.[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I wasnt qualified to ride the short bus. i had to walk home, but most of the time i got rides from the police officers
its not that she is hated so much, its just that she is 14 years old, and acts her age. She stalked me for a month, and she isn't smart at all; accually she is quite dumb. And she has a thing about mutilating animals.. Now that you mention it, she is fucking hated here. If she was banned from the forums I would be happier accually....
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shit Fly: Im new here but I guess kitana or what ever the cunt is called isnt liked very much?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Kitana rocks
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Scrawine: Kitana sucks big black cock for rock <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> huh?
i dont suck cock for rock! i am drug-free....if u dont count what the doctor prescribes hee-hee i am not 14, i am 20. i just act and look younger... if u met me in person, you probably wouldnt think the same shit...you would either hate me more or like me
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999: i dont suck cock for rock! i am drug-free....if u dont count what the doctor prescribes hee-hee i am not 14, i am 20. i just act and look younger... if u met me in person, you probably wouldnt think the same shit...you would either hate me more or like me <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I hate you now... so why would I want to meet you?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by American Sociopath: I hate you now... so why would I want to meet you?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i should have just posted that my online personality and my offline personality are different.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by American Sociopath: huh?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LOL you're horrible just horrible. She rocks-not sucks cock for rock! Oh well at least I got a laugh today
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: Ok. This one goes out to all my fans....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> you get fan-mail???... fuck!! all i get is hate-mail.... oh and junk-mail from the porn sites some commendable soul signed me up for .... i do get a nice 'post card from st.vincent' from ollie retard every now and then... odd fellow
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>That damnable, closeted fudge-pirate Shit Fly blatantly came on to FP: come on lets fuck<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah, I suspected you were a shit-packer. But at least my estimate of you has risen, if that means you would choose a brown, crusty, shitberry-studded man-bung over Kitana's hideous gash.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: But at least my estimate of you has risen, if that means you would choose a brown, crusty, shitberry-studded man-bung over Kitana's hideous gash.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> what are u trying to say? gash?
I get plenty of both. Fan Mail and Hate mail. But I'm still fucking stuck in Annapolis! No one will fucking take my stupid ass back to the Eastern Shore! And yes I've been to the Red Dock Bar. But I like sittin by the water drinking my Jack Daniels from a brown paper bag. That way when chicks try to smooth on me, I can toss them in the Chesapeake Bay and laugh as they try to crawl up the wooden pilings. Now thats some funny shit there.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: ...I like sittin by the water drinking my Jack Daniels from a brown paper bag...when chicks try to smooth on me, I can toss them in the Chesapeake Bay and laugh as they try to crawl up the wooden pilings.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sure, that's always good for a giggle, but even if you don't get bored with it eventually the fucking bartenders snitch you out to the new arrivals. What I think'd be more engaging and enjoyable is to give the pretty-boy fast-boaters who drive up what they deserve. <FONT COLOR="ORANGE">[ Backstory for everyone else: Red Eye's Dock Bar is located on a pier right on the Chesapeake Bay, with an outside bar and seating area & live bands, and adjacent to boat slips which attract the ultimate white-trash of the sea: rich daddy's boys with a bimbo or two onboard who come swooping in on their low-slung, ultra-loud, twin-engine Cigarette boats & their like, drowning out the live band that's playing. THEN, instead of cutting their fucking engines and debarking for some drunken debauchery at the bar like everyone else, they just sit there in their COCKpits, laughing and bullshitting with each other and their female sperm receptacles; preening and flexing pathetically for everyone's attention WHICH THEY ALREADY HAVE because the fucking pukes drown out human conversation and all but the 20-50Hz bass frequency of the band by leaving their motors idling the whole time...and if you've never been fortunate enough to hear in person a Cig with twin 500-horse Chevy gas engines and no mufflers at idle, it sounds like a couple Harleys at mid-throttle ] </FONT> So Cheesy, what you could do is stick an old-fashioned hand drill with a fat bit on it in a 2nd paper bag, walk to the end of the pier and sit down for awhile like you're vegging on the sunset, then - when nobody's paying attention - drop into the water with the drill and paddle over to the bow of the most-offending captain and give em a number of additional bilge intakes - at least 5, no more than 10. That way, they'll be off before the additional liquid ballast is noticed and - ideally - about halfway home in deep water before the motherfuckers sink. If not, at least the next day the scumbag'll look out at his dock and see nothing but the top of his fucking radio antenna poking up. Ahhh, Annapolis - good times, good times ... ----------- EDITED AFTERTHOUGHT -------------- Oh, and Kitana? Since you obviously need something to do, I'll just let you take the rest of the day to try and figure out what "gash" is. Hint: it's something that theoretically justifies your existence - but which renders you practically useless since you refuse to use it. [ August 08, 2001: Message edited by: Emetic ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: Hint: it's something that theoretically justifies your existence - but which renders you practically useless since you refuse to use it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> of course she uses it... how else do you think she carries home all those injured rodents?
