Where is the best place to rub one out?

I'd have to say, when I had a paying job, and a supervisor over me, it was work... I was getting paid, and blowing nut all over the ladies room toiletpaper... Think of me ladies next time your two ply feels wet...

 

Inside a vagina.

 

No Whipone, that's the best place to have sex.

The best place to rub one out is in your girlfriends room while she's sleeping.

 

Agreed, whacking off in Whip's g/f's room while she is aslumber is goddamn hot. NGGGGH!!!!

 

I've personally never rubbed one out in Whipone's gf's room, I can't say I haven't thought about it...

 

Ferine's sock drawer.

 

yeah but there arn't any dirty ones in the drawers... And All I see around well mone, sarahs, or MArtin's PC after you use it is dirty wet socks....

 

I'm willing to make an exception...

 

Yeah... Like I'm ever gonna believe "It'sMike stealing your socks Dwaine" ever again

 

PS Ferine feel free to send me any worn under garments.

PPS FUck you Dwaine it was Mike, and ermmm L.T.!!!!!

 

LT?!?!?! that would explain the smell of burning afro-sheen in the living room and kitchen... i thought That smell was you and Harlan playing with the frydaddy again

 

in the milk freezer at krogers in fresh milk

 

I would love to, but i'm selling them on ebay to pay off my student loans. As soon as i'm caught up, they're all yours.

 

Correction: Inside GAS's vagina.

 

Ouch!

Wait a sec, I gots no vagina.

 

Well I was hopeing to send em back to you with a wad of my baby batter in them for you to wear....

 

Well that sounds lovely, but I don't know the resale value on baby battered under garments.

 

Fuck resale, this was just for fun...

 

Well in that case, i'll get right on it. You want the sexy ones or the laundry day ones?

 

HEY! I buy all of my groceries at Kroger. Go somewhere else!