In Ron Popiel's infomercials? I swear ron just said "Look how easy this knife cuts the cheese. I got a pocket fisherman for ya little girl.... I swear if El Duce was still alive that would be a lyric in a song...
I would like to see Ron Popeil get his balls caught in a Vegmoatic while his most recent wife sticks one of those needle-shaped electric egg-scramblers into his eyeball.
EXACTLY... Ron POOPpile he shall forth be known!!!!! *as I hold him down and schmed sprays a can of that fake hair spray in his face*