I was both! I had also spent an hour or so dancing with Jordan in the Event II club. I know you all probably think I'm bullshiting, but I don't give a toss because it happened (not strictly true 'cos I did give a toss when I got home ) And man, those tit's of hers are fucking riddiculous! Have you ever tried dancing with a girl that big? You have to do the limbo if you want to get close, so I spent most of the time dancing behind her with my hard-on pushing against her arse! I feel like hell today though... My head hurts!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69: And man, those tit's of hers are fucking riddiculous! Have you ever tried dancing with a girl that big? You have to do the limbo if you want to get close, so I spent most of the time dancing behind her with my hard-on pushing against her arse!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> do you think your 'little thingie' had anything to do with your pressing stiffie predicament... i'm sure dwight yorke never had trouble with his reach.. just a thought
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally lied by PinkorBrown69: ...And man, those tits of hers are fucking ridiculous! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No, 'ridiculous' is what those 6" platforms are that she's wearing in that pic. I wouldn't fuck her just for that travesty alone. {glances at pic again} Mmmm..no, I lied. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote You consider 34" (admitted) C-cup (at best, by my estimate) tits big?? Or has she gotten implants since that pic? <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote But instead of rubbing off on her right there on the floor, you waited until getting home to nut. Disappointing.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Emetic: You consider 34" (admitted) C-cup (at best, by my estimate) tits big?? Or has she gotten implants since that pic?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> yup 3 times... and collagen in her lips... she's a 34FF now... y'see... jordan (aka katie price) is generally considered (by non-star/sun readers) to be one sad and fucked up individual.... her numerous party nights have been well documented in the press... as well as her incessant flirting with any man who passes in her vicinity... it is generally understood that her desperate need for love and attention, and her slutty ways stem from her sexual abuse at the hands of a trusted friend/family member at the tender age of seven... *glances at ImOneSexXyBitch*
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fuckability Personified: it is generally understood that her desperate need for love and attention, and her slutty ways stem from her sexual abuse at the hands of a trusted friend/family member at the tender age of seven... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Her to? That's probably why we got on so well!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69: Fucking double posted!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> right hand still twitchy?
I'll have you know that I'm ambidextrous. Which is a great thing as far as I'm concerned . I find it comes in really handy sometimes!(no pun intended!)
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