What is a Good Pre-Emptive Strike on a...

Hangover...

I'm drinking and I need to be up early for work for a long long shift and want to do everything I can to feel like as little shit as possible tomorrow morning.

Any help out here??

 

Quit drinking. Drink a bunch of water, take an asprin, and go to bed early.

 

How about one were I can keep drinking??

 

Considering that I'm not much of a drinker, I can't help ya.

 

Thats ok, your first advice was sound, I'm jsut to stupid to follow it right now.

"A woman drove me to drink and I never thanked her."


*sobs*

 

The best bet is to burn off your penis with a blow torch.

 

ok, now what whippy?

 

Oh shit!

That was the cure for herpes, sorry Schmed.

 

A bacon and egg roll (toasted) with ketchup is the perfect morning-after breakfast.

 

... especially with a Bloody Mary chaser.

 

I could make myself one at work tomorrow omring, but i dont think that would go ver well. QUICK i got about 30 minutes from rihgt now till i pass oout. Whats the best idea im gonna guzzle water i took some multis and im gonna eat. ANyhting else? Any ideas, im already sucing down a few raw eggs and DR Ulfur turned me onto some theorys...ANYONE!!!!

 

I'm drunk but consider most of that last post a quiestion....

 

Just call in sick-- it's not as if you'd be fibbing; then it won't matter how many trips to the Porcelein God you make: You'll be able to worship in private.


That will be $150.00 for this session.

 

Two words: Bloody Mary.


Then call in with food poisoning.

 

Go to work drunk and continue to drink. You'll pass out eventually.

 

pour hotsauce all into your eyes and asshole... No wait, thats just for me to laugh at... you got a job? who the fuck lets you in there office in a pair of fucking streched out spiderman underpants?

 

He sells pictures of himself fighting crime to the Daily News, DUH.

 

that would explain all the free newspapers we get here... All this time, I just thought it was Harlan stealing the neighbors paper

 

You trained him to do that, and then sell the newspapers back to the people. Without shit and retard jizz is extra. . . remember?

 

Hey you teach a monkey to dance wearing a hat with an organ grinder, ill teach my retarded brother.... takes alot of beatings..