I tried using Lucifein's tit as a snot rag...

...and I got thrown out of the bed.

What's wrong with women?

 

Don't lie, i kicked you out of bed so i could get the family pet out of your arse.



you might all be happy to know the little fella is physically fine but will be receiving counselling for the trauma.

 

Did you find any other "pets" up there?

 

Why, you want some memento of our rump-spelunking days?

[Dwaine Scum] *begins singing, "Strangers in the night, exchanging snoodles..."* [/Dwaine Scum]

 

I had a hamster that looked just like that.

 

eoe too bad you can't have a sense of humor that understands this... damn your stupid

 

maybe she means it had been up her ass?

 

...and its name was 'Candy'.

 

... and now its rotting up there.

 

Uhm, no dwaine, i was just posting a random tought.

 

Shouldn't that hampster be shaved?

 

Zing!

 

and declawed

 

That's all NUrsey is ever posting again I think.

 

... and wrapped in duct tape.