Hi, I'm new here

I'm glad it does, I enjoy your discomfort.

 

sweetiepie

 

Fuck you!

*Throws bucket of puke over Iseeawannabe*

Now piss off, you smell.

 

Now, now, no need to be more disgusting than you already are. Good thing your mental puke - which is of course what fills up most of your lovely tortured mind - does not stick easily to me.

Anyhow, I see from your clever wannabe-insinuations that you are worried about somehow losing your hard earned spot in the loser hierarchy around here. You don't need to worry, I have no intention of competing with you (or anyone else, for that matter) - you are fine just where you are, dear Mr. Action. I guarantee you'll never lose your rank.

 

he's worried that fugly is making a transition from Manson to Partridge.... a justified concern.... to tell you truthfully deadlosers you're not original, the approach you have chosen to take for your introduction is one of two classic ones "HI! IM JUST AS FUCKED UP AS YOU GUYS I PINKY SWEAR" and "HI! ALL YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS THAT AMUSE ME"... so you see the creative energy you credit yourself with is just more of the same for us.... now kindly continue with your defensive posts so i may shit on your creative self-esteem

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA

The nails head has been struck!

 

Heh... Fuck you too smiles
I hate fucking repeating myself so you won't get any "defensive" posts.

 

Hi.
Try injecting cleaning fluids instead.

 

spoilsport

 

thats scary... Like Micheal jackson 7 months in a federal prison looking scary

 

Is that pieces of carrot in your hair?

 

now I personally think I just originally came here out of pure curiousity and stayed for the same reason, but am curious about this, which of them would I be considered as having had (or wtf, still) used.

 

Neither, you just plain ol' suck.

 

LOL.

You are right, people here try to maintain a certain rank or whatever the fuck.

Here's a clue:

We're all fucking douche-bags, especially me. oh, and Sam. oh, uh me too.

 

Kinda the same, just a liar... oh wait.. you just plain suck

 

Actually, i'm a sweetiepie.

 

and always summer fresh

 

Awwww....well that's what i like to think. Especially when i [soft focus]part my legs to release a shimmering rainbow of butterflies into this sad and troubled world to counterract all the wretched, miserly cuntholes that release nothing but stink.[/soft focus] :|

 

Yeah, I guess Nursey is the closest thing we have to perfection.

But the rest of us are human waste.

So yeah, like stop being so full of ourselves and shit.

 

I like the smell of my farts.