IIronic huh?

I vust mia or her mertermaid old man on my site, post proof, and they post no more.... Please no thanks are neccisary

 

Are you drunk as well? I have been at it all day (I even dragged a sofa up thre flights of stairs in a stupor).

 

youre a sex god dwaine

 

*SLURRRP!*

(the sound of Gimples sucking up)

 

i wish someone would chase your fat ass out of here too. i wasnt sucking up you fucking moron i was being sarcastic because he specifically said "no thanks necessary". not all of us have your dietry habbits of sucking up.

 

Have you been into the moonshine again? You're awfully cunty tonight...did you have a rough night at the Sub shop? Manager get on your ass again for taking the roast beef into the bathroom? No, wait: you're on the rag...?

 

I know mia was your friend, but seriously, she was a loony toon.. you are my friend, Im sorry, but shes gone now... good riddiance,,,

you will continue to be cool with me. and you must admit, Mia was never funny

 

youre just jealous i never suck up to you, you cunt

 

ladies, ladies, pimp can attest, there is plently of girth dwaine mangina to go around...

 

you can give it all to samantha. im sure she will enjoy it.

 

according to dntla floss.. its 7 3/87onches long, and 3 and 5/8th inchs in girth... no where huge in porn size but big enough for me

 

*Glances at thread title*

 

You measured your dick with floss?

 

what was I supposed to use? duct tape?

 

Or razor wire.

 

come on, every guy mesures his dick

 

Yeah, but wouldn't it be best with... I dunno... measuring tape?

 

mesuring tape is ridgid... dental floss was there, and a ruler :-/

 

Different strokes for different folks....

 

mesures yourd for me.... make sure to use a luffkun 110' tape