Striptease....

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Heather, Sep 11, 2000.

  1. Heather

    Heather New Member

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    You guys need to sell a video of Harlan doing a sexy striptease...as far as retards go, he's pretty hot. As long as he keeps his trap shut, i don't think anybody will see that he's challenged....I'd spend at least twenty bucks to see him strip. Just an idea....
    Y'all could make major bank if you whored him out....
     
  2. Heather

    Heather New Member

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    Just make sure on the day of filming he washes his ass, cuz nobody wants to see
    a crusty behind...now that's gross.
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Heather, would you please blow me? for some reason you arose me....
     
  4. Heather

    Heather New Member

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    Yeah, sure I.M.C...anything for you....
    One question.... Did i arouse you? Or did Harlan? Just wondering......hehe.
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    both....
     
  6. Heather

    Heather New Member

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    Goodie. Likewise...hehe, i too find harlan to be arousing in some strange, retarded way.
    So. Do you like it with teeth covered or do you like a lil edge to a blowjob?
     
  7. Heather

    Heather New Member

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    I am soooo bad! I should never have referred to harlan as 'retarded'...now that i've got him stuck in my head I prefer the word 'challenged'....he's challenged, but he's a babe....has a nice ring to it....he's challenged, but he's sexy in his own special way. I like that.
     
  8. Dr.Roboto

    Dr.Roboto New Member

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    she ever blow you dwaine?
     
  9. Robman97

    Robman97 Member

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    I bow before Master of the Obscure thread.
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    no she is a shitty cock tease...

    She sends out a quasi attractive picture, but wieghs 40+ plbs and isa shut in... Plus her voice sounds like eric cartman
     
  11. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    For some reason, I am now arroused...
     
  12. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    400+ pound shut in with an eric cartman voice
     
  13. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    I'd fuck her before Mia. You?
     
  14. SampaJasli

    SampaJasli New Member

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    id hit that
     

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