Looks like I won.

So what's the prize, Dwaine?

 

I need a fiver supplment and 20 hours and your prize will be on its way

 

This sounds suspiciously like one of those Nigerian scams ...

 

no hes sending you a condom full of jizz.

 

This sounds suspiciously like one of those Nigerian scams ...

 

what?? i never got no jizz filled rubber from a nigerian scam!

 

I bet you can see Nugerian aids swimming in jizz

 

Considering I won, I will be a good sport and hand the Nigerian Jizz cup to Chester as an honorary recipient.

 

Yes, and no disrespect Ulfur, but I do Believe he is a far more deserving recipient.

 

I am eating a whole bottle of fiber suoolment for chesters prize

 

and where the fuck have you been..hmmmmmmmmm!!

 

I haven't been far....and in the not so far away future, I will be even closer.

 

Wha... ? He's messing with our minds, man.

 

No, I really will be closer to you guys soon.

Within a year, you will see....