volunteers required...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by PinkorBrown69, Aug 9, 2001.

  1. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    Do you think someone could sneak in a camera?
     
  2. Emetic

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    I can just imagine AS's application:

    <FONT COLOR="GRAY">Why do you want to witness an execution?</FONT>

    AmSoc: "Well, I've always heard alot about it and just want to see if it's everything it's cracked up to be. I want to see how much blood pours out of their eye sockets when the switch is thrown, and if you can really see smoke rising & hear and smell their hair singeing. Do they ever scream out loud? For how long, typically? Would like a reliable comparison to my victims. And can I examine and play with the body afterwards?"

    "Oh, wait...Maryland only does lethal injections, right? I'm only interested in watching pukes ride Ol' Sparky - never mind.......PUSSIES..."

    [ August 09, 2001: Message edited by: Emetic ]
     
  3. kitana

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    Come to Texas...
     
  4. pimpchichi

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  5. pimpchichi

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    I just got off the phone to LT Jackson on holiday in ocean city... you know i think he found himself a supplier under the boardwalk...
    because when i told him about this thread he muttered some mumbo-jumbo under his breath... there was a crash of glass and a splash of water and he told me to read my "white jesus's" words in 'Matthew 12:43'...

    so i dug out my bible.. dusted it off and started to read...
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    i soon got bored with this religious crap, and put my bible back where it belongs (i couldn't leave the table wobbling ffs )

    by the time i got back to the phone(2 mins max ) his attention had obviously already been stolen by the thought of another glittery rock 'cos he'd gone....

    ahh well.. hope he has a nice vacation
     
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  7. Richard Cranium

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    Hmmmmm. Lethal Injection.
    Isn't that how Belushi died?
    I would sign up but that little part about the psyciatric screening probably leaves me out.
    I know they have these drinks to help you pass drug test, someone should market on for psyciatric test.

    One to help PASS a psyciatric test. I know how to make several drinks to help fail one. 8)
     
  8. Emetic

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    Speaking of dead SNL alumni, review this pic of Chris Farley then answer a question that's been bugging me:



    Can anyone determine WTF that is in his mouth?
     
  9. MindyMash

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    It's got something to do with decomposition and the body fluids (foaming). I'm sure Nursey can elaborate, if she is around.
     
  10. Nursey

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    I can quite clearly see that this man has drowned on a great quantity of jism.
    The gases which have been released from the tissues into the lungs during rigormortis have caused the thick,slimy penile discharges to bubble and froth back out through the oral passageway.
     
  11. Emetic

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    Hmph...looked like a potato to me. :shrug:
     
  12. pimpchichi

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    i see a fat man with wrestler make up on.. next to a gimp mask.. clutching a string of rosary beads with cash overflowing from his pockets...
    i find this scene quite disturbing until i squint...
    thru my haze it comes to me that this is a photo of IMC taking a breather after the last raleigh chili n BBQ cookout...

    ask IHN if you doubt me
     
  13. Wandering Porn Dealer

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    Hi. I’m the fucking asshole who embedded a java bomb to open an endless cascade of gay porn sites. I did this in 52 posts over a 9 hour period from 12:50 to 8:50 AM this morning.

    Check out my profile for my email and IP address!

    24.141.209.221
    234@321.com

    [ August 13, 2001: Message edited by: Fugly ]
     

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