name one time you pissed yourself?

eveyone knows my piss story so i don't need to retype it.

 

I didn't know that.

 

well good thing i posted that link then. now you must feel a whole lot better knowing that haha

 

I mean, I'd prolly shit myself if someone shot at me. I have the bowels of a pigeon when I'm nervous or scared.

 

Pukey, I think you are pretty, and I really want to fuck you, but not if you are going to shit all over me

 

well i usually dont have a weak bladder but when you actually feel the ballistics in the air from the bullet thats just freaky. the cops said it was about 1/8 of an inch from my head.

 

Liar.

 

I once got so smashed at a party, I walked over to the wall of the lounge room, right between the stereo speakers, and pissed all over the wall.

Then, apparently, I spent five minutes trying to find the flush button, before passing out in my own puddle.

I remember none of this, of course, but fuck me I stank the next day.

 

Isn't that what a butt plug is for?