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    Dad's being a DICK again...

    I swear... I can't seem to escape the omniscience of his being. Every time I try to perform even the slightest miracle, that asshole is right...
    Thread by: Jesus H. Christ, Jun 19, 2010, 2 replies, in forum: General Mayhem
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    Complaint: Forum is boring

    The Bible was written by man. Who knows which chapters were written by possibly the same person? Seems rather asinine when you consult my...
    Post by: Jesus H. Christ, Jun 19, 2010 in forum: Complaints, Requests and Suggestions.
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    Complaint: Forum is boring

    I cannot save you all.
    Post by: Jesus H. Christ, Jun 16, 2010 in forum: Complaints, Requests and Suggestions.
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    WTF is twitter?

    For fuck's sake - will you leave my Jew brother alone for one fucking moment already? It's bad enough that those most of those tightwad kike...
    Post by: Jesus H. Christ, Apr 16, 2009 in forum: General Mayhem
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    I had a rough night

    Me. Sweet Fucking Me. :rolleyes:
    Post by: Jesus H. Christ, Apr 13, 2009 in forum: General Mayhem
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    Signing off

    Don't hate the playa... Hate the game. Remember that, yo...
    Post by: Jesus H. Christ, May 31, 2007 in forum: General Mayhem
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    Signing off

    Shut the fuck up, Dad...
    Post by: Jesus H. Christ, May 31, 2007 in forum: General Mayhem
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    Officials Puzzled by Okla. Gas Geysers

    You are all sheep and I shall be coming soon... Love one another. :)
    Post by: Jesus H. Christ, Dec 14, 2005 in forum: More Serious Topics
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    Jesus jokes

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo: Nah...I told those same jokes a long time...
    Post by: Jesus H. Christ, Oct 12, 2003 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    Hey, you know what? Fuck you all.

    I'm tired of this goddamn shit... You all suck. Kiss my fucking godly ass.
    Thread by: Jesus H. Christ, Jun 30, 2003, 3 replies, in forum: General Mayhem
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    Good kinda of gay parade today

    Are you fucking stupid? Get back in your cradle, you filthy fucking bastard son of a son...
    Post by: Jesus H. Christ, Jun 30, 2003 in forum: General Mayhem
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    Aural sex

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Instance of masturbation: jesus christ... who the fuck are...
    Post by: Jesus H. Christ, Nov 20, 2001 in forum: General Mayhem
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    I don't love any of you mother fuckers

    Perhaps I was a bit too spiteful in my first post... I enjoy helping out the occasional prick, and while I can't turn water into crack, I can piss it.
    Post by: Jesus H. Christ, Oct 21, 2001 in forum: General Mayhem