Gingang gooly gooly gooly ging gang gooo ! Dear friends ,comrades ? , miscreants and arse muppets ( fanycrack00zero & blowsnobs666 ) I feel it is only fair to warn you I'm on the verge of transformation ... ............ The moon has reached its apex ... ................... A force wrestles within me I have received a sign , a brown envelope from the powerful deity known as Doleamus , within a coded message encrypted sandscript heralding the return of the messager Giroxus of um-bongo. I sail the seas of fate my brethren , sistren and twatren . hark ! Hear my call echo across the land ! "Coo coo ca-cooo " I have taken due precautions , visited powerful shamen , gathered barks and potions , yet dear friends I tremble as do all before great battle .. If I should speak in tongs out of turn , bliffer and sway as a mind possessed , pray for me , pray harder , I am at the parapet , unseen forces .. "Coo coo ca-coooo " it has started Even as I spake to thee Do not judge me now , rember me rember this remington fuzz away . Remington spa Humna rama umna trillby ,sata mata gora , hamilton markus , lukeus starwalkus I shall return , heeby jeeby , zzzrrrp me zzzrrp me
Right Passport Tegbrush Wilkos Cat food One beer Vodi Trees Back home Collapse Porn Wank Remorse Drastic mistake ...Shit did I leave this on ? ....Sorry let me unplug it -krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr---- -krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr----
i haveth faith in thy russian d,may your dreams reach the sky,may your thoughts travel the seven seas from here to mumbai,an dont giveth up on thy,for i have faith that the poverty line will rise in time,an allahuakba an jesus christ,will unite in time as they collide,with mahatma ghandi by their side,giving them info of whats on the inside,inside of his mind is where you will find,the poetic ryhmes of love hatred crimes,that whistle within,that shine with a glisten,not a thistle or pin could pop my thoughts within,because we be too strong to give up and give in,gotta keep going on,gotta keep growing strong,gotta take a toke on that bong,to realise where we went wrong,oh jesus oh god may you helpeth he an make sure we dont stray from your light,because that would not be right,be it yay or nay diffrent man have diffrent minds.
Our favorite forum miscreants are calling you, good sir, fannycrack00zero, I believe and they are referring to me with the other name. They being rusty dick and gooboy or whatever their names are. :biggrin:
Twat . Its a real wonder Your existence that is That those rusty cogs in your brain still rattle there slow loathsome progress is a miracle. Am I you too fanycrack ? Your not me ... Are you ? Cripes ! Once again your insight has led me to question the very fabric of existence . --------------------------all rise--------------------------------------- "Oh fanycrack oh fanycrack by the dawns early light , ice ice baby ,canada oh canada and the land of the fanycrack "
I devour the pediculous corpse Whetting my palate as I exhume The festering stench of rotting flesh Makes me drool as I consume.
Come now Nullgob666 , there's no need for animosity , I am willing to let you into my hart . Where as fanycrack 00zero I wouldn't even let out in the yard for within seconds he'd be eating soil and playing with his own shit again. Let's be best friends for ever and ever and ever ! I need love ! Like me ! Want me ! Violate me !!!!!!
Well done . Try not to use up all your brain power in one go though fany old pal , save a bit for lunch. "And" "I eeee I ,will always love you ee ooo " "Will always love you ee oo " Your not upset are you ? Let's make up ! Bend over x
My culinary necromancy... Scrutinised then brutalised My forensic inquisition is fulfiled My recipe is now your epitaph Be it fried, boiled or grilled...
ur anal cavity has bin svaged scrutinised an brutalised by bullshit666's mums 6 foot long finger! ur rectum has been tore open an now ur shit leakes in to wind pipe an flows up through your sinuses
Your shity draws fill the air Your limbs jerk violently as you hobble along to the fair to buy magic beans The gutteral squorks cry out to your kin Rancid decay travels on the stench of your breath... God this is depressing Any one know how to boil an egg ?
Abyss time again. I thought I'd stepped through the vortex . But it seems it was just the calm in the eye of the storm. Looks like I'll be continuing my passage through the abyss again tonight. As usual I have my trusty vodka bottle and magic special brew as my talisman. Any help in the spiritual journey is welcome. Even from fanycrack my despicable mouth breathing , shit smuggling , arse muppet , cock handling pal. Batten down the hatches Hoist the mainframe And god speed.
Your foot spurts venomous blood A small fountain Rocks glisten by the tranquil sea The need calls abyss The vacuum Infinite possibilities cascade Into the finite admittance. I'm a twat. Brothers Sisters Fany hole I'm in my hour of need I will honour you back I promise , I rember , I rember hard , fast good. Harder faster asthma hick bullar ala rama shakra um na up raa mum raaaaaaa the ever living I have the power Thunder Lightning Kung fu fighting !!!!!!!!!!
I will take you Fanycrack164 I will put it's hair in handfuls like a small girl. Then the hook taken hold of i will its handfuls and dismisses its stupid head of the Yankee system upwards and downwards to my sausage that beats. Then you will moan like a woman of the dog when you test the stallion juice of a true one!
Abyss news Anyway gang I made it through Thanks for your help , I felt it and it helped me so big up. Iv decided to go to me mums for a bit , fix floorboards fight giant earwigs and whot not. Peace .
Avulsion of salted tonsils Gavaged with a spoon Your scrotal sac torn open And stuffed with ano-genital grume...