I'd like to take a picture of the netbook on the passenger seat running a speed test, next to a GPS unit displaying land speed. I'll upload it after I'm out of my full-body cast.
You've got a Dreamcast, so what's the problem? A short-lived Sega video game console, released a year before the PS2, and easily hacked. This marked Sega's departure from console manufacturing, and is why you have opposing mascots from a decade or so ago in the same games (Mario and Sonic, for example.) Basically, the DC was a fantastic console, easily the best offering Sega made to the public since the original Genesis (Mega Drive,) and after they killed it, it was only useful for pirating amazing import games that never saw the light of day here, or for running self-booting emulators that allowed you to have the entire NES library on one disc. Yeah, it was the shit.
Kiss-ass. BTW: I hope you have the game "Ikaruga" - it was only released in Japan, easily found online ISO, though.