The strangest sex I have ever had was at a friends house, My husband and I had spent the night there and we were in "the mood", soooo we went into the shower together and had to stay as quiet as possible because everyone was asleep. Well the strange part happened after the sex.. when we got out of the bath room all the room doors were open..?? ya.. we made sure previously that all the doors were shut, even our bathroom door was slightly opened... yeah.. Everyone swears they know nothing about it lol! ya right!
I don't know if it qualifies as "strangest" - but a story came up today while reminiscing with a buddy of mine, and my ex came up... A segment on the radio mentioned this 24-hr Mexican restaurant down by the riverwalk, and I told my buddy about a time when the cops busted in on my (then) chick and I in the bathroom. We'd had our fill of margaritas during the course of our meal, and by the time the waiter came with the check, I was getting a handjob under the table. On a side note, you'd be amazed at just how much you tip someone while you're being jerked off. At any rate, I paid our bill, and before we left, she was like, "follow me..." (quick note - there was a woman in a wheelchair at a table next to us that was for all intents and purposes, comatose. They were literally spoon-feeding her, and in the neighborhood of midnight, at that! This may seem superfluous right now, but trust me, it comes into play later on...) So, she drags me into the Mens room, into the first stall on the right, makes herself available, and grabs the sides of the toilet with both hands. Yeah, I thought it sick at the time too, but fuck it... What else to do in that particular instance? It wasn't too long afterward, the outside door opens, and then a *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* on the stall door, followed by a "SAPD! Open the door!" "Uuuh, just a minute..." *fumble, zip...* Open the door and two of San Antonio's finest to greet us. Led us back to the main area, and asked the head waiter what they wanted to do with "the bathroom couple" - ended up just letting us go, seeing as how we were paying customers, and I'm sure the tip I laid on the waiter didn't hurt. The funniest part about the whole story was that the vegetative broad at the table next to us had apparently had a stroke or something while we were in the bathroom, and the only reason there were so many cops in the joint was because they were in the process of wheeling her out on a gurney while I was getting my doggystyle on in the mens room... I swear, for a couple of months afterward, I was taking a vested interest in her menstrual cycle. Maybe it's just me, but the unlikely thought that a soul could escape one body and find it's way into a newborn reincarnation was owning my reasoning.
I was on about 5 hits of acid and so was she. She went from laughing, to crying, to being scared and then to an angry "fuck-me-harder" kind of mood. I eventually figured out that she kept forgetting that she was having sex with me (because the lights were out) and was thinking some random dude was raping her. After I turned the lights on and she could see my face it was game on. The last minute before we both came was probably the most intense, sweaty, primal, and amazing sex I ever had. Aside from both of us nearly going off the deep end toward a bad trip at the beginning the rest was pretty fucking cool. She normally never let me near her asshole but she was all about it that night.
me an 8 ball of coke some pills someone give me(i never found out what they where) a tub of utterly butter and a tin of spam,but i was off my head and sectioned 5 weeks later so it dont count.
With your mom, in the library, with the candlestick. Was getting head driving down the road by chick A, with chick B sitting behind me whispering in my ear 'does it feel good'.
Man dies while raping elderly South Texas woman . REFUGIO, Texas (AP) — Investigators said a man has died while in the act of raping an elderly South Texas woman. The Refugio County Sheriff's Office identified the man as 53-year-old Isabel Chavelo Gutierrez. Sheriff's Sgt. Gary Wright said the incident happened June 2 after he rode two miles by bicycle from his home to that of his 77-year-old victim in the tiny coastal community of Tivoli. Wright said the 5'-7", 230-to-250 pound man sneaked into the woman's house and raped her at knifepoint. During the assault, he said he wasn't feeling well, rolled over, and died. Gutierrez' body was sent to the Nueces County medical examiner in Corpus Christi for autopsy. Gutierrez was a registered sexual offender on parole from a sentence for aggravated sexual assault and indecency with a child.
