abstinence

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Cheezedawg, May 22, 2010.

  1. Cheezedawg

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    Did you hear about that Indiana Rep Mark Souder? That guy was making a video promoting abstinence.... while banging a girl he was making the video with the whole time!

    That is fucking awesome. I love it when people get caught being hypocritical.
     
  2. Joeslogic

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    He was promoting abstinence among consenting adults?
     
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  4. Cheezedawg

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    Thats like saying I made a anti-marijuana video for some school kids and then smoking a joint in front them while saying "I'm an adult. These rules don't apply to me."

    Abstinence is "Abstaining from fucking". Unless it's your spouse of course. In this case.... his spouse was pretty pissed. You can't cheat on your wife without consent and promote abstinence! That's hypocritical.... and that's why he resigned.
     
  5. Joeslogic

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    So in the grand scheme of things he was held to the standard. Hypocritical is for someone who promotes lack of moral standard to then turn around and act appalled at someone who broke (supposedly) a moral standard.

    Just flipping the same logic right back at the detractors. :)

    Oh and is Rand Paul a racist?
     
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  6. chumwad84

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    Well, no. You are just twisting things there. Cheezedong is apalled at the guy's hypocrisy. That does not make Cheezedong a hypocrite. Nice try, though. ;)
     
  7. Joeslogic

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    Oh so Cheese is so high and mighty he gets to decide who is a hypocrite. :rolleyes:

    Mr. Holy roller looking down on everyone judging them for their supposed hypocrisy! :p
     
  8. chumwad84

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    Now, now, Joe! No need to get personal just because you didn't get your way.
     
  9. Joeslogic

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    Personal? Pfffft! Personally Cheese is alright with me nothing personal about this post or conversation. I was already geared up to post on hypocrisy after Aball's fag piece about that guy in Florida.

    Look hypocrisy is Barny Frank with his lived in boy toy running a gay brothel out of Barney's apartment. Remember those reporters coming unglued about that?

    Oh that is right they didn't. They did not begin squirming in orgasmic glee and run home to their Mac or i-pad eager to write up a steamy news piece on it.

    Hypocrisy is having two separate standards one for libs another for conservatives. Who gives a flying rats ass if for some reason this nerd guy gets his noodle wet with a chick that seems to be way out of his league. Isn't that the "in" standard?
     
  10. Cheezedawg

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    I didn't decide who the hypocrites were. The dictionary did it for me.

    And fags who speak out against homosexuality are hypocritical too. You can't buttslam your buddy every night and tell everyone else not to Buttfuck/cocksuck their boyfriend.
     
  11. Joeslogic

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    Someone buttfuck someone?
     
  12. Cheezedawg

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    Yeah. Priests are bad about that. "The Lord sayeth thou shall not lay with a man like thou layeth with a woman!" all the while buttreaming their secret boyfriends and jacking off choirboys.

    Roy Ashburn, a huge anti-gay senator from California, got caught drunk driving a couple months ago after leaving a gay bar. He later admitted he was gay.

    HYPOCRITE!!!
     
  13. Joeslogic

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    Dude I still cannot wrap my head around the idea of butt fucking a chick, of course its all over the porn industry. You cannot even watch a decent porn without a buttfuck scene or two. So the idea that we live in such a fucked up society that dudes wanna buttfuck each other is so far beyond me I cannot comprehend it.

    If Jeffery Dahmer spoke out against cannibalism then I guess he also is a hypocrite right?

    What about an alcoholic who speaks out against alcohol?
     
  14. Cheezedawg

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    Yes. If Jeff spoke out against Cannibalism then went home and ate an asscheek steak.... he is a hypocrite.

    Yes. If an alcoholic tells us not to drink and then goes home and downs a bottle of Jack.... he is a hypocrite.

    I agree with the buttfuck stuff. Don't like anal porn either. I can hardly comprehend how chicks are into men because we are so gross. I can't imagine buttpumping a chick much less a man. But some dudes are into that and more power to them. Long as they don't assjack me. I guess I'm saying that if a dude wants to pony another dude (consensually) I got no beef with it.
     
  15. Joeslogic

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    This chick I work with had a fiance who probably liked to ass fuck her. So somehow we got on that same subject I dunno how. Anyway I told her I believe guys who are into that are closet fags in reality. One thing about men and women they have the same kinda shit hole. And given that with a chick you have a far superior alternative their is no other reasonable explanation than that they are closet fags if they obsess over the idea of butt fucking the chick they are with. :rolleyes:

    She agreed about a week later broke up with the dude. :p
     
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    So I already know we agree that cannibalism is wrong.

    If Jeffry Dahmer spoke out against it (lets just say he did) was it a bad thing? (speaking out against cannibalism of course)
     
  17. Cheezedawg

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    Of course speaking out against bad things isn't wrong. Speaking up for them isn't necessarily wrong either. But if you're a hypocrite, no one should take your words to heart.

    Practice what you preach. That's the way to gain influence. You only harm your point when you do the opposite.
     
  18. Joeslogic

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    Cannot argue with that.

    So we should punish the Hypocrite?
     
  19. chumwad84

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    Exposing a hypocrite is all that is required - the rest will take care of itself once that happens.
     
  20. Joeslogic

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    I got ya so if you agree with someones hypocritical ideals then you better cover for them then right.
     

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