The opening ceremony was absolutely beautiful. The fact that they had it indoors really encouraged the artistic and musical aspects of such ceremony. They had hydraulics under the "stage" and they made full use of them. When I saw Wayne Gretzky carry that torch up to the cauldron to light it, I have to admit that I never felt so proud to be Canadian. When each country walked in one after the other the crowd reacted nicely, but when Canada walked in, the crowd just when insane. I was almost teary eyed at such a warm reception for our athletes, even fans of other countries were up on their feet to salute Canada's best. You know, lots of people like to mock Canada because we're mild mannered and don't believe in having a huge army. But this time around, we're gonna show the world what we're made of and hopefully win the gold in hockey again for both men and women.
Yeah, an investigation by the ONC revealed that the course is safe but a little risky due to its steepness. The guy was from Georgia and was only 21 years old. My thoughts are with him and hopefully his country wins a medal.
How could you have a huge army, California has more people than Canada does. We mock you 'cause you're pussies, no offense intended.:biggrin:
Canada is a pointless country full of boring, institutionalised windbags who like nothing more than to bore the rest of the world with talk of how wonderful Canada is. I propose turning the whole place into a giant residential care home for the world's geriatric population. At least then it would have an excuse for being so dull and institutional.
Whatever, no amount of incidiary post will spoil my good mood. Just go back to collecting roadkills and making tin foil hats. Your post does intrigue me a little I must admit. When you say that Canada should be a care home because it's already boring and "institutionalized"; are you saying that care homes are institutional? Anyway, keep up the flame wars, great keyboard warrior.
None taken, after haunting the forums of Fugly for a while, I've come to somewhat understand your deranged sense of humour.
*It's "incendiary". And quite right! Don't allow me to deflate your puffed up, patriotic swelling, you boring windbag.
Now, now, let's not point out each other's grammatical slips or we'll never be done talking. But I must point out that you began your sentence with a conjunction, usually not a big deal, but coming from someone who scoffed at my spelling, it's deliciously ironic.
If it was just a grammatical slip, I wouldn't have bothered. But the word does not actually exist. You, Sir, were talking bollocks! I felt it was my duty to alert you to the uncomely knot of ignorance that was nestled conspicuously in amongst your knowledge.
I just wanted to express some Canadian pride and you had to shit on it. What's wrong with displaying some patriotic pride? I don't even feel like celebrating Canada's victories anymore 'cause I know that some jackass like yourself will just p*iss on it. Americans love to be patriotic but when someone else wants to do the same you guys just get all p*issy about it. Why? You say Canada is dull and full of boring windbags; why? What have we ever done to you? I know this is Fugly and all and I've been in my share of trash talking, but this is my patriotism you're f*ucking with. Then you have the balls to tell me to resume my posting, like I need your f*ucking permission or something. Anyway, go f*uck yourself and we'll see you on the ice. Canada will stomp your asses in hockey, that's how we settle our differences here, with a stick and a puck. So go ahead and get all worked up. Oh great keyboard warrior, conqueror of forums, fearless modem gladiator.
Whoah! Calm down there, mounted man! I promise I won't ever try and pull that stick out of your ass again. You obviously need it in there to function.
I believe the forum is named Fugly not "let's hold hands and sing Kumbaya" for a reason. WTFO? Are we to use Emily Post's etiquette primer when posting on these forums? Ripping someone a new asshole is almost required here isn't it? The grand Wizard from Canada wants to turn Fugly into a site for pussy-boys. I say "Let's not turn this place civilized" by the Jesus. I now return control of the soapbox to the main combatants, thank you all for listening. :biggrin:
I don't know who Emily Post is and she can go f*uck herself for all I care. But that douche bag just got under my skin. I've never talked to him or anything and he comes at me in sh*it slinging mode. I can take it from you 'cause we've talked before and I know your creepy sense of humour. But this guy comes out of nowhere and starts bad mouthing my country and me. I say f*uck him. F*uck his deadbeat dad/uncle. F*uck his ugly sister. I'll take that stick that's apparently up my *ass and beat him to death with it. You know what they say; it's on like Tron mother*fucker. :biggrin:
