Who is Harry S. Tumbleturd The Third? Hello, I am Harry S. Tumbleturd III, I am a NASA engineer I am on assignment in Atlanta with Lockheed Martin doing research and development in the special operations division testing what affect a long range heat seeking moisture missile has on the behavior of humans, I am the project's senior adviser.I love my work, and do as much testing as I can. I work out often , I am a Senior Fellow at the Brokings Institute,I SUBA dive, cave dive, spot pilot, sport skydiver, base jumper, champion equestrian rider, race boats, cars, airplanes, I fly in the Red Bull air races every fall in Reno and I hold a Third Degree Black Belt in Judo. I am an international level five Master Marksman in both hand gun and rifle competition. I love to sail, I am a two time winner of the Yachtsman of the Year award, play chess, rugby, sword fighting European martial tradition; ranging from the early Dark Ages through the Medieval period and into the late Renaissance. I focus on martially accurate combat using the weapons and techniques described in surviving historical manuals and polo. I am an high intensity Yoga instructor, personal trainer and I am currently doing some modeling. I am shooting a Pilot for a upcoming television weekly series on The Discovery Chanel. I dabble in international art , I collect fine art, rare automobiles and my specialty is Egyptian Antiquities. I failed to Mention I have a minor degree in that field also. I climbed Mount Everest, reaching her peak on my 19th birthday. One of my goals are to run and win a seat in the United States Senate. I want to champion and protect the rights of the simple people, the common mans "best friend" sort of speak. I am a recipient of the 2003 Nobel Peace Prize In Science , for my research on Micro magnesium propylene treated with coppernafanate TM. and it's affects of the mutation cycle of Porencostia. This research saved hundreds of millions of lives affected by this dreaded bacteria located mostly in the Northern Arctic region. I play classical piano, the harp, violin. I studied classical Music at Julliard where I received my masters in Classical composition there before earning my law degree from Harvard and receiving a PhD. From MIT. Not to brag, but , the following is a recent accomplishment, you may have saw this on Oprah, 20/20 ,AP, Drudge Report, NPR News or one of the cable networks, Quote: "Renowned American composer, Harry S. Tumbleturd III (Pronounced "Tum bach Tad ") will receive the 2010 University of Louisville Grawemeyer Award for Music Composition, the university has announced. Knighted for his many musical contributions, Sir Harrrid S. Tumbleturd III was born in Hanover, Wisconsin on November 15, 1974. To advance his studies he moved to England in his teens where he changed his name to Harry. He is an accomplished musician as well as an astronomer. His mother, Mommy Belle , faithfully helped record his nightly observations. " End Quote. I really do not like to talk about myself however I am the most interesting person that I know. I love to cook gourmet cuisine consisting of wild game for my dates, I am extremely fond of red meat for some odd reason. Mom and I live together , she is my best friend and it will be very important that you make a good impression on her. She likes to be call “Mommy Belle†(by my dates).She is very helpful in choosing my attire, the decor of the home and advising you regarding good housekeeping techniques and she will monitor your performance for quality assurances, oh! you will just love her! I just know you will. Mommy always told me, "Harry if your going to say something nice about someone, just say it about yourself "! She is always helpful in keeping my medication straight for me, I get so confused, blue at three or is it blue at two or two blues at three ? What are these funny shaped blue pills for anyway? Oh well, Mother keeps up with that for me. If you are humble, (as I am) a good listener, down to earth simple woman, not over 5'9''. Any taller than that you should have been a man anyway! LOL ! (not really) I prefer that you be well traveled, so I will not have to take you anywhere. Please send me a narrative of your distinctive qualities one of them should be a good listener, and able to follow instruction well, young, fit, trim and sexy. If composed in Latin that would be quite impressive to Mother. Please include a personal financial statement and of course there will be the customary medical and background check. I detest narcissistic, odious, shallow, trendy people that have little substance, I have no patients for and hate narrow minded, unfair, unjust intolerant people! I personalty think they should all be put to death as quickly as possible without a trial or due process! Do you not completely agree with me ? I expect that you would. Oh yes, one more very important detail my last name is quite distinct as you see “TumbleTurd†pronounced Tum bach Tad . I do not like it when tasteless jokes and the use the Tumbleturd's distinguished proud family name is used in immature childish satire, my family hails from twelve generations of an eugenic blood line and we expect to be treated as such. I would like to also let you know, I ride bulls, cow tip, I am a commercial fisherman, Hells Angel 1%er, I also love to do floral arrangements, I am a "Power Seller " on E Bay with a 100% positive response rating. I Am a holder of the Kroger Plus Card, Sam 's Club Advantage, Costco Premiere, BJ's Express, I have four out of six punched holes in my "Subway Golden" sandwich card and I have I812 rollover minutes on my ATT plan. I am a Scorpio, Capricorn, Taurus and last but by no means not least a LEO! So I should get along well with most anyone.
that is where Daisy works... oh no.. I mean That is what Daisy does. She is in GA now- Phatty ...fyi glad to see we have more GA people... now we have me , phatty , um Cousin Geri, Tumbleturd, and Daisy wow what a fucked up mix...
I'm just glad all you weirdos is up there near Atlanta. Keep the rest of the state from getting polluted.
