I am fucking stuck on this whole christmas gift thing

I have never had to buy anyone a gift before, I've spent my entire life alone, but now I have a wife and I have to buy her something?? HELP!

 

Get her an everything included day at the spa.

 

Schmed is right chicks love that sort of thing. Then get something small just for the moment to go with it though. It is not as important what that is. But you better get to looking right away the good ones need a reservation in advance.

http://oklahomadayspas.com/

 

snugly?

 

I's be pissed if I got a spa certificate. You might as well just get her rented bowling shoes.

How old is she? What kind of junk does she like?

 

I try not to buy presents, because I always get the wrong thing.

 

Something that really says "I care".

Get her one of the most expensive vacuum cleaners you can find.

 

Get her a mushy Christmas card and some jewelry (not cheap shit). Diamonds work nicely, you may even get some noggin for your efforts.:biggrin:

 

If not a whole spa, get her a gift card for a mani/pedi at the nearest "Lady of Asian Descent" nail salon. You might find Schmed there sniffing the chairs.

Victoria's Secret has the 5 for $25 panties bin. Get a nice assortment. You might find me there feeling up the mannequins.

Or check the little girl's section of JC Penney. You won't find anything for her there but if you see phatboy haging around, send him home.

 

Uh, hellooooo I like thick chicks, not little girls. GEEZ

 

Get her a divorce.

 

Then you'll find him at Tractor Supply.

 

With your mom and cousin. Brokeback Barbie.

 

this is fucking funny... I am about to head out to Tractor Supply .. last time I was there I got hit on by a dyke that works there... she was "thick" I told my sister about it ... and of course she immediately pictured us two fat chick scissoring .. gross

dont buy panties... you will get the wrong kind
dont spa shit.. unless she is a girl that goes to them already
look though her stuff... is she low on a fave perfume?
what is your price range?

 

but her something really sexy to wear ... make her put it on... and wait in the bedroom for her REAL surprise!

A nice big young black mandingo stud- you can watch and jerk off in the corner - then clean her up afterwards

better yet if you can 2 that would be better... or three -

tis the season to be air tight .. fa la la la.. la la la laa
tie the bitch up so, she wont fight fa la la la.. la la laa

but remember to buy the morning after pill.. unless you want to raise a nappy headed baby.

 

Geri ... keep your sick perverted mush mouth shut...

but that does sond like a gift your wife would enjoy

 

Now this place is starting to get interesting again. havent watched someone argue with themselves in a while

 

oh yeah I was outed ... right ... I forgot .. I say we all just forget it ever happened ... damn... I guess I need a new one. but I am sure I would fuck it up as well - oh well . Fuck it - I dont wanna play anymore ... Puky and I and our crew are the only fuckers on here dat be any fnny anyways. This place is turning into a a forum of old people, talkin old people stuff ...

I still want to know who in the had the fake profile of the old lady in the wheel chair.

 

I dont remember no old lady in a wheel chair.

It was probably you and you forgot you did it.

 

I think that was a real old lady in a wheelchair. If not.... what creep has pictures of a crippled old lady's legs just hangin around on their pc?

Oh wait a minute. Forgot where I was writing this........