Not ready for winter

This shit is too cold. There was frost all over my plastic windshield this morning and my seat belt snapped in half.

 

Your house doesnt have a garage?

 

Butt out fatboy.

 

AC is restoring a camaro in the garage.

 

I just moved back to North Carolina recently and it's been a frigid 70 degrees the past few weeks. So I know how you feel.

 

I put up Christmas lights on the house Sunday in a t-shirt and shorts. Mid 60s. We're dropping down to 55 today, though. Brrrrrrr.

 

Dont hate the playa, hate the game.

 

You assholes with your warm Christmas... Why bother? I hope we get snow on Christmas. Not enough to be scary, but pretty and then not have snow again until next Christmas.

 

It snowed in El Paso yesterday and tonight in Dallas its expected to reach as low as 32 by morning.

 

I seriously do not care if I ever see another snowflake in my life. Fuck winter and fuck christmas snow. Bring on global warming.

 

Michigan hardened you.

 

That's cold? Fuck that. I'm sticking to a t-shirt at 28.