I started to do kegel exercises today (monkey flexin) .. (helps you with pee problems, tighter cooter, and they say makes sex better) Well I am doing it for pee related issues ... cause my shit iz tight as it be. anyway... when I start doing it... around the 10-13th rep... My butthole joins in. I do not want a tighter butthole... Why does it join in, why cant I flex one and not the other ?. Does this happen to you? Do you know what I am talkin about?
I can totally see how your a-hole would join in. The taint is the only thing separating the two. I won't do them. My kegels can sway to and fro for all I care.
You don't have Kegels, dipshit. It's named after the doctor who invented them... Arnold Kegel. A man. How weird.
How flattering. His parent's were probably so damn proud. I'm gonna call them cunt curls from now on.
It's the genital area equivalent of keeping up with the Joneses. In other words, your bunghole sees your twat in its new exercise routine getting fit and doesn't want to be outdone so it emulates your cooter. My suggestion is to plug your bunghole with something while you're "kegeling" to keep it distracted and occupied, a dildo, cucumber, whatever. Or use the butty system.
Remeber having babies? Ya push with you asshole, like your taking a shit they tell ya, so those muscels are connected, so I can see how that happens.
I use Benwa balls to help tighten things up. I also douche withe Alum http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Wa_balls The Alum can cause your ph to change and cause a yeast infection. So I put plain yougert insdie me right before bedime.
Douching is gross. I have never done it. Our bodies clean themselves out naturally. I don't see the need for a douche in any normal circumstances.
If you were a gas station hooker you would douche... and I am guessing you would douche with alum to tighten it up after a large client or a freaky client that paid you to fuck yourself with a Fanta Grape bottle. (best 14$ I ever spent) Daisy PLEASE for fucks sake... dont talk about what you put in your vagina. That goes for you too BIGMAMA. Sorry , just street whore pussy and fat old lady pussy, makes me sick.
Serious question for the ladies. I know when guys see a hot chick, they immediately pop woods and start to imagine what it would be like to fuck her. Do girls do the same when they see a hot dude? Do you get all creamy and start fantasizing? Just curious.
yes then we run to the nearest bathroom, and suck on our titties and finger ourself. That is if another girl is not in the bathroom. If a cute girl is in the bathroom, then lick each other.
yeah you did. The hooker said something about it, but spelled it wrong. I put buttermilk ranch in mine.
