So I'm at a bar in the outer banks last night. I'm totally trashed on Jack and Coke and some chick walks up next to me at the bar. She proceeds to talk to me and then leans across the bar placing her titty in my hand. Just then, some dude rolls up behind us and starts talking to her. She leans back taking the titty outta my hand and answers his question. Shithead. At least the guy lit my cigarette for me. Small payback for losing me a feel. I'm in a giant beach house right on the atlantic. Hot tub overlooking the beach and a wonderful view of the planet venus at night. Still I can't get laid. What the fuck is wrong with me? Oh yeah. The bald head and dough belly.
awww Im sorry Mr. Dawg. If you were near I would you let hold my titty...hell they saggin so much, you could probably take it in the next room and would not even know.
Yes. And I would prefer to sleep with her over anyone else. Unfortunately, she doesn't prefer me at all. I've never cheated on her... but its hard not to when I'm not having my needs cared for at home.
I think its perfectly natural for any guy to think about screwing the chicks he is around you know at work or whatever. Most never act on it just remember the 80 / 20 rule. One of the girls at my work near my age and a Barbie Doll. I'm not partial to blonds really but this is an exception. I know if we ever hooked up it would likely turn out to be a big dramatic nightmare. Then again
what is the 80/20 rule? I know a lot of guys that are complaining about the wife not givin any lovin. well every guy I know in a relationship- even a gay one.. I can say I was that wife at one time, with the 1st X... and you know why I was not putting out the whore he first met? Cause he stopped acting like he did when we first met. He became a computer nerd and never wanted to spend time with me, friends, family.... so I figured, hey the computer was more fun to be with.. well you can just use it to jerk off as well. Of course we soon divorced... because I wanted to. But you know the old saying... shit I forgot how it goes... um... something about - if you dont pet the dog every once in while, it is sure to wander off the front porch.. um yeah something like that .
Ok I had to look it up my wife got this idea from some Tyler Perry movie I think she is trying to use mind control on me. *The 80/20 Rule: The 80/20 rule is quite simple. The person you are with only gives you 80% of what you need. Along comes somebody offering the 20% you're not getting, and it looks really tempting. You could take that extra 20%, but in the long run you'll lose that 80%, then you're stuck with just that 20%.
I dont think crabs exist anymore. I have always wondered... if someone is shaved/waxed.. fucks someone with crabs, do they just go to the hair on your head? Are they the same as head lice? now I need to google
My old roommate said he got them once (gross) and that he had to shave his shit off (gross)... the thought of him naked... gross.
A guy I met got them in Vietnam. He shaved his pubes off so they crawled into the hair in his ass crack.
They act just like Obama supporters. After the initial shock, they just stay isolated to an afflicted region and sit there with picket signs, waiting for some greater purpose, meaning, or benefit that will never come...
Hey Geri The Democrats took over in 2006 over two issues. 1. If they did not enact extreme measures Global Warming was gonna bake the world by 1012. 2. Washington DC was rotting with corruption and the Democrats needed to clean house. This ensured that they could effectively block reforms to curtail the mortgage crisis caused by the Democrats "Community Reinvestment Act". Thereby ensuring a complete takeover by the Democrats of all three branches. Now it seems that Harry Reid who somehow managed to miss being arrested for real estate fraud. Is protecting the criminal organization ACORN. And global warming is a joke.
